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magicz wrote
at 2:04 PM, Monday May 4, 2009 EDT
Il Start it
"YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD, You said 'i just wanna connected' and you kill my when i have flag!!! you fucking WHORE i will kick your ass unfir cunt i wanna just 4th BITCH... go make blowjob your fucking parents " by ProveIsBack |
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greenoaks wrote
at 10:58 AM, Friday May 8, 2009 EDT i have no bad reviews - my reviews page is broken
ryan, are you out there ? |
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Adonia wrote
at 6:09 PM, Saturday May 9, 2009 EDT She let me touch her boobs. a+++ would buy from again.
chasab on Friday April 10, 2009 Some fag that I beat and got him irritated. She dominated me, and it was so worth it! :) prometheus_ on Friday February 20, 2009 few games with him funny guy. I oughta roundhouse kick you to the skull. Siriusx10 on Friday February 13, 2009 Siriusx10: why are you hatin' yellow bcmatt: just call it how i see it ALdimeola: let's take bets ALdimeola: I say 11 Adonia: I will give him 13 Siriusx10: i say yellow's a dick bcmatt: uh oh i called him out now he's upset Siriusx10: and is a minister of gay bcmatt: yup 12 bcmatt: minister of gay bcmatt: 12 Adonia: minister of gay lol flauer: ill like flag 2nd ALdimeola: using gay as an epithet, 12 flauer: ok?? bcmatt: dont be a wimp teal Siriusx10: god, you guys are so lame Siriusx10: oh, he's sooooo 12 Siriusx10: soooo juvenile Adonia: wait wait this is a game lol and we are all older playing it and making fun of a 12 year old Adonia: now that is sad in itself ALdimeola: lol at us Adonia: lol Siriusx10: sad i'm not 12? Siriusx10: haha ALdimeola: I'm 21, so I think I can still make fun ALdimeola: I'm in the clear Siriusx10: i am too Adonia: I'm only 18! Siriusx10: you bitches aint any fun Siriusx10: especially yellow Siriusx10: i bet his wife owns him Siriusx10: this is the only place he can act like a man Adonia: my husband owns me is that a problem? bcmatt: that guy still talking bcmatt: i was on the phone Siriusx10: OHHHHHH, high road Adonia: lol bcmatt: im serious Adonia: read it bc its funny Siriusx10: was it the gay police? Siriusx10: calling to indict you? bcmatt: is that supposed to be a joke? Adonia: lol Siriusx10: god, SO lame ALdimeola: gay police, that's pretty good ALdimeola: I'll remember that Siriusx10: haha, thanks Siriusx10: see, i'm trying to have some fun by talking shit Adonia: I am so copy pasting this somewhere (enough said) Marry me! Mr. Blonde on Friday August 1, 2008 Stalker... nice one... Another one of those females luring boys into her trap...is it really for their pleasure? or just hers... dont hang around with her and/or her social circle. Briguy54321 on Saturday July 19, 2008 I must be a spider of sorts :) My mistress. :D Dark_lunatic_K on Thursday July 17, 2008 lol :-( Adonia on my review page: Greatest dicer ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I leave for 2 weeks and now I find out she is dating fiero and now she thinks he is the greatest too :-( OK, you get to keep the kids during the week, but I want them for the weekends, I want the car and my bigscreen TV, then you can keep the dogs and the appartment... and you better worry about all those pictures you sent me because they will be on hot_ex-girlfriendpics.com very very soon! jurgen on Friday July 11, 2008 Hehe I had to ask him if it was a real website :) wtf why am i not a frend? i will stalk you for this! biteme on Saturday July 5, 2008 I got stalked... Adonia + Fiero = very dangerous mix Furious Angel on Friday July 4, 2008 lol Anyone so stupid as to fall for "seduction" online deserves their fate. I applaud Adonia for her strategy and her personality. She is ruthless on both accounts, and that's the way it should be. Improv42 on Monday June 30, 2008 Yet again I am a spider. umm oops? Chaldo Jo on Friday June 20, 2008 wth is this? interesting conversation: JBB: ADONIAA! Adonia: hey!!!!!!!!!!!! Adonia: who areyou/? Adonia: lol; svartvit has left JBB: do u wanna fuck? Adonia: not really why? JBB: sack my dick Adonia: hmm no JBB: really? Adonia: really Adonia: ty JBB: lol Adonia: sabotage Adonia: just what I need today Adonia: I'm angryenough JBB: ohh :( Adonia: gg lovekdicetodeath: nice Adonia: lovekdicetodeath you are a child JBB: if u want, u become the happiest women, fucking with me Adonia: ok I really don't remember you JBB: adonia JBB: are u a girl? Adonia: yes!! JBB: what size you have? Adonia: d JBB: ? Adonia: d JBB: i've 25 cm of dick Adonia: lol Adonia: nice JBB: do you want a piece? lovekdicetodeath on Sunday June 8, 2008 back when lovekdicetodeath was driving me nuts. Eregost I am a bit confused, you say "fun player, good to play with" ... which is true But don't say she cannot be trusted just because she is charming, because she can be trusted (and she is charming... I lost to her because of that too... but at least you lose with a smile on your face) but I agree that charm combined with skill is a deadly weapon in kdice jurgen on Friday May 30, 2008 Fun player, good to play with. However trys to scam and charm her way into winning and so cannot be trusted that much. Dont let your guard down. Eregost on Friday May 30, 2008 lol Adonia = Hart? lovekdicetodeath on Saturday May 24, 2008 At the time I had no idea who Hart was. must be cool if she disagrees with lovekdicetodeath! w00t Holy Roller on Tuesday May 20, 2008 So true. Yeah so there is my share of ridiculous and funny reviews :) |
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saetep wrote
at 12:53 AM, Sunday May 10, 2009 EDT Asshole. could make a fair war between me and him, but this chick just asked all others to genocide me. Of course the other players (fighting for surviving) accepted ... :-( this guy must have self-confidence troubles (and more ...) lol
PhilMacCoy on Monday October 27, 2008 This was my first review $ |
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Tymbrwulf wrote
at 3:30 AM, Sunday May 10, 2009 EDT I can not comment on his play at all, he went out quick after like three turns. But then he stayed the whole time and critized my play and how dumb it was (he went out quick because of me). He may be the best player here, I dont know, but he certainly is a jerk.
Serendipity on Wednesday November 26, 2008 lol? |
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Johnson213 wrote
at 3:55 AM, Monday May 11, 2009 EDT i just found this one...wow...posted on me...i feel so special
one day after a glass of sherry i decided i may have a game of kdice so i loaded up ones computer device and began to play. After two games this player joined in on a table and decided to start racially abusing me.. he called me a honkey and said his black penis was far superior to mine. I couldnt understand his need for unnecessary abuse so i told him to stop at this point he told me how on multiple occasions he had participated in the raping of small children and donkeys with broken legs. Why would someone be so sick and cruel, i do not know if these things were true but i told my local al quaida member and arranged for a bombing of his household... this is scheduled for tuesday i hope his mother enjoys it. I also agree with ryan what sort of sick bastard would abuse a glitch on an internet game YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER AND MOTHER TERESA PUT TOGETHER!!! You are ruining the fun of the world for the children and you still have the balls to come on here and play on christmas day... SHAME ON YOU!! SHAME SHAME! Please could you do the rest of us a favour and remove yourself from the planet permanently and preferrably do it in a manner that is slow, painful and deserving of a child and animal molester such as yourself! I have seen people like you slapping indian children and beating dutch dogs, what did that polish women do? you put a bat in her eye!!! YOU ARE EVIL! DIE DIE DIE Irish_Ozzy on Thursday December 25, 2008 ITS LONG AS SHIT |
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Johnson213 wrote
at 3:57 AM, Monday May 11, 2009 EDT what an awesome christmas present
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Thraxle wrote
at 7:22 AM, Monday May 11, 2009 EDT Somebody already found that one about you earlier in the thread Johns............you're late.
But it was funny the second time around too. |
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smilinbob wrote
at 5:08 PM, Thursday May 14, 2009 EDT This is the REVIEW area, not the WALL. People are not supposed to be writing TO you here, greekboi, they are supposed to be writing ABOUT you here. I am only addressing you, as you seem to expect it... which is weird. A Broadway actor does not expect a critic to write a note TO him when writing a review... the critic is expressing his views ABOUT the actor for other people's benefit. The same with a restaurant, a product you buy online, a Doctor, a Real Estate Agent, etc. These aren't 'I love you' and 'I hate you' notes... these are reviews either warning other players about the way you play the game... or setting others at ease about the way you play the game. So... I am going back to third-person now, since that is the way it is supposed to work. greekboi is silly.
ma1achai on Monday May 11, 2009 |
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Silex wrote
at 9:31 PM, Thursday May 14, 2009 EDT Anal prolapsing cucumber ass-fucker. Several visits to the ER to remove objects from his rectum. Losing tosser and cry baby. FUCK YOU FAG
The Mad Cadder on Sunday May 10, 2009 |
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fcuku wrote
at 8:00 AM, Friday May 15, 2009 EDT Every once awhile in life you come across some guy, such as Nyos, who got bullied in grade school, talked down by peers and teachers, lacked basic interpersonal skills, and no real motivation to move out of his parents house. Once in the position as the table leader he becomes uber pretentious and tries to dictate the remainder of the players outcome with no logic and total disregard to flags. He advised me to no longer play the game. I advise you to let go of the past and realize that the Kdice players aren't the ones who fucked your gf, didn't invite you to any parties, and worked at the plant that produced the defective condom you were born from.
335i on Wednesday March 11, 2009 |