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magicz wrote
at 2:04 PM, Monday May 4, 2009 EDT
Il Start it
"YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD, You said 'i just wanna connected' and you kill my when i have flag!!! you fucking WHORE i will kick your ass unfir cunt i wanna just 4th BITCH... go make blowjob your fucking parents " by ProveIsBack |
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fcuku wrote
at 8:14 AM, Friday May 15, 2009 EDT "what an idiot. as i see him at the table and see hes polish, i know theres a problem. and so he plays, like evry polish in here. whats wrong with your country idiot? nothing to eat? fucked too much sheeps? he plays with another cunts on a table and destroys your game just for the points of another gamer. kill this fucking bastard always first when you see him. what an asshole"
by Pustekuchen |
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fcuku wrote
at 8:15 AM, Friday May 15, 2009 EDT the ones that cant speak english well are the best
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olkainry38 wrote
at 9:50 AM, Friday May 15, 2009 EDT He calls me "putin de salope" (son of a bitch or something) for killing him 7th, not nice at all
Damon87 on Monday April 6, 2009 |
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olkainry38 wrote
at 9:51 AM, Friday May 15, 2009 EDT This one is huge !
Hates women. He protected me all game (to the point of attacking flagged players9. After the game he tried to chat me up. I was not interested and he suddenly became very violent (verbally). Dangerous creep. Ladies beware! Very angry and has a lot of hate for women. Creep and stalker! Very rude to women and comes to a flash dice game to pick up women (= loser). :O SyphiIis on Tuesday March 31, 2009 |
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xxKittenxx wrote
at 5:32 PM, Saturday May 16, 2009 EDT Henrik can only get hard when a grey haired whore stands over him in the bath tub, unrolls her wrinkled scab-ridden labia down to her knees, pisses in his face and lands a mighty dump on his chest. Once he smears it over himself and pays the slut a rock or two he logs on to Kdice. I only add this review to help to help you understand what Henrik's been through before he starts abusing you on the table
LaoTse on Saturday May 16, 2009 |
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Mr Postman wrote
at 8:33 AM, Monday May 18, 2009 EDT to fishnetangel:
Perma-PGE list. Dark_lunatic_K on Saturday February 21, 2009 |
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Mr Postman wrote
at 8:40 AM, Monday May 18, 2009 EDT to nuflis:
There is no sweet in a jellyfish's sting Grisu. When i was a child in Key West Florida i stepped on a jellyfish. It stung me. As its poisons entered my foot and my blood stream -- she opened her mouth and said: 'hi i am nuflis, can i bum a ciggy of off you.' Sweet my ass. I should have let the hot Florida sun cook her, but no i picked her up and threw her as far as i could into the ocean, just so that she could beat me in kdice many years later. As i was throwing her, she stung me again as i saved her life. WTF!!!! Bahaduras on Monday January 7, 2008 |
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Mr Postman wrote
at 8:44 AM, Monday May 18, 2009 EDT to kehoe:
Kehoe: my spam mailers must be pretty smart, since they seem to know i've got a small penis Vermont on Friday May 2, 2008 |
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captainLAGER wrote
at 9:20 AM, Thursday May 21, 2009 EDT this guy actually thinks im henry fucking kissinger. hahha i laughed so hard;
Dear captainLager, in that game, that you based your review of myself on, you proposed a 3v1 against the player that had won by then. By judging from the other reviews you do similar things quite frequently. I never announced an agreement to that plan. I did attack that player and when he flagged 3rd, most certainly accepted. Myself I flagged 2nd. You then got killed 4th - after all you did not win much anyways. So, as we never truced - you can't announce a truce onesided - I couldn't backstabb you. For your "erectyle dysfunction", you have an old man as an avatar, you play with old mans tactics and uninspired like almost dead. I think you are an old man - though you pretend to be only 23. Either you have these problems with your penis or your partner - whatever gender it is - should learn how to really treat you right. It would be a great relief for you. Unfortunately, if you don't have a partner, which would not be surprising, I can't volunteer to help you out. I don't like those _very_ old men, sorry. Good luck further on and may your tension be released. John Milton on Wednesday May 20, 2009 |
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LaoTse wrote
at 2:55 PM, Monday May 25, 2009 EDT To xxSacredxx:
What a cunt. I've played with this bitch a bunch of times, and most of the time, she makes a lame truce with someone near her by pouting and pretending to be some teenage girl. She begs for special treatment from everyone claiming everyone knows her and pouting if everyone isn't nice. Famous for shit like watching another table at a tourney and demanding some player or another be killed for some imagined slight in the past. Well guess what, bitch. It doesn't work on other girls, or probably even the fat old men with wrinkly dicks like yourself. I'm done with this alt so ruin my wall however you want, but I suggest getting a life or an education or a fucking cock up your ass instead, you cunt. LATER, BIATCH. misswahoo on Tuesday May 12, 2009 |