FUCKING RETARDED PGA PRICK, I HOPE YOU WILL SEE YOUR DEAD PARENTS!!! I HOPE THEY WILL DIE IN CAR CRASH AND YOU WILL WATCH THAT!!! FUCKING DISRESPECTFULL PIECE OF SHIT!!! GET SOME NASTY ILLNES AND DIE SO WE CAN HAVE A PARTY HERE TO CELEBRATE CAUSE WE RID ONE OF THE LARGEST PRICK'S HERE!!!

I think this review of Henrik wins the prize...

Henrik, you are a dank cesspool brimming with raging anger and fetid misogyny. From our encounter it is clear that you have a limited vocabulary and an even more limited mental capacity so I will save you a trip to your dictionary. Misogyny: (noun) hatred of women. You wouldn't want to dirty your "like new" dictionary now, would you? Why sully the cleanest object in your grandma's basement? The only things cleaner than your books (which you never read - they were all hand-me-downs from your illiterate parents) are the not-so-soft tissues in their no-brand boxes waiting anxiously to receive your hot, worthless seed. These tissues (which your grandmother received for free at the gas station where she buys gas for her pinto a quarter of a tank at a time because you don't have your driving license and your entire family is so poor people from the Lower 9th Ward in New Orleans send you food) gladly receive your seed because it guarantees that this good earth will not be polluted with your offspring once you shake your diseased (and thankfully mortal) coil. Everything else in her basement is dirty because your grandmother has forsaken that glum cave under her smelly, yellow and hairy feet where you hide from your own incompetence and destitution. Even she is sick of cleaning up after your stinking, lazy ass. Anyway, enough about your sorry excuse of a life. Let's get back to the topic of anger and misogyny, shall we? First of all, I would like to congratulate you on a couple of things: 1) You are the biggest psycho on kdice (no small feat, btw). 2) You are the biggest asshole I have ever met (which is amazing because *I* am an asshole and like attracts like so I have met my share!). 3) You are the smallest human being I have ever had the displeasure of flicking off the bottom of my left jackboot. First, let's look at your anger. You come into a map that you are NOT EVEN PLAYING (and never were) to swear at some girl that you are stalking that just happened to be in the map. You spam the chatbox with the most vile of words (which need not be repeated here). Naturally, EVERYONE in the map is BEGGING you to just shut up, stop spamming the chat box and leave. How do you respond? More anger! You berate us in the chat window and then have the gall to TAG EVERYONE'S PROFILE permanently with the words: "Dirty player." We did *nothing* to you. Your issues were with the girl you were stalking, not us. We were innocent bystanders sick of your spammy, frothy bile. We told you so and you attacked us and our profiles like a rabid dog. You have no control over your anger. Thankfully, it will consume you. Now, let's discuss misogyny. I don't know what issues you have with the girl you are stalking but there is *nothing* that she (or anyone) could have done with 8-stacks of dice and a chatbox to deserve what you said and did to her. This leads me to believe that you have issues with women in general. Why do you hate women? Is it because your mother left you and your unemployable father for a younger, thinner man when you were just a little girly-boy? Is it because grandmother no longer cleans her basement (your pad) or does your laundry any more? She stopped doing your laundry when you turned 30, right? Is that why you are mad at women? Is it because your only experiences with the fair sex are through seed-stained Hustler magazines? Popup infested websites? Is it the rejection you get every time you hit on your waitress while you are both waiting for your supersize Pepsi to be filled (waitress with a nervous look on her face [and her finger firmly on the button of the pepperspray bottle in her pocket] and you with your tiny eyes on her chest)? What is it? What motivates you to make complete strangers enemies by pissing all over our game just so you can crap all over a girl? When I saw your comment in my profile today, I was dumbstruck. Words escape me. I will say this again because it bears repeating: Henrik, you are a dank cesspool brimming with raging anger and fetid misogyny.

It was written by 43218765 and directed at Henrik.

someone actually wrote that omg...

you are un`lucky this month
boneto on Monday May 4, 2009

My favorite review on my alt bcmatt (and maybe one of my funniest strategies ever)

complete asshole... pretended not to speak english so he could farm (no flag respect kill on sight)
Michael K on Tuesday September 2, 2008

It might not be the funniest, but I certainly have one of the weirdest:

- Shit is not a loose schedule of play and the flags are not respected
The Deluxe on Sunday March 15, 2009

you tend to be unfriendly sometimes work on it
uwaga on Tuesday February 5, 2008

I have to confess, until now my working on it has either failed or not really started (at times)...

PIECE OF SHIT WHO DESERVE TO BE SODOMIZDE CUTED IN HALF AND BURRIED IN WHOLE FULL OF SHIT AND GARBAGE. JUST DIE FROM SOME NASTY ILLNES AND MAKE US ALL HAPPY!
Fatman_x on Thursday February 19, 2009
(to 'dasfury')

unfair player... w8 for the last time and atack players which fight for better place... he only hit players which cant beat self but (he make backstab)... i wish your die when i saw that...
ProveIsBack on Thursday May 7, 2009


What??

wow henrik got torched.

and parian this is not a tribunal. you dont need to vindicate yourself