MiTcH. on Sunday February 8, 2009

"Personaly I hope this retard will die from cancer or in car crash or something like that, cause prick's like him dosen't deserve to live."

" I hope this fucking cunt be in some accident and he will be without arm's so he never again can play this game"

"Hope you die and oh yeah... fuck your mother"

Johnson's review wins.

"#1 Kdice prick goes to this guy...give this piece of shit a ribbon"
by Easy A

as seen on http://kdice.com/profile/44781851/reviews

It has been a hard night for Easy:

"SUCKS AT KDICE AND AT LIFE...likes to masterbate online to picks of fat guys"
by Easy A

"Gurgi: It's not my fault my dick is small. shut up." Hey look, Gurgi, I can paste too!
dana22 on Thursday July 16, 2009

This man is the master of the craft, the trickster of the tricksters, the communist to the democracy, the KKK to the black man, the President Bush to inteligence and honnor. He is the king of all chaos involving a small insignificant cyber game called Kdice. You know, the game ripped off and poorly watched over by a lazy nerd who never grew into his ears. Who oddly carries around a yellow dog thing which he likes to take pictures of...do I smell akward sex tapes. Yes. Yes I do. Anyways, I digress. I hated this man with all my guts but then my balls droped and after having this strange event explained to me I quickly wrote this man off as a needed releif in the game. The releif that isn't really wantd in the least but adds enough flavor so that the people atleast pretend to bear with him for the sake of the entertainment. Yet, somehow, he won and is able to cheat the system time and time again. This could be explained do to him naming his child after Ryan's dead father or something, but I would say that a better answer would be that he got on all four and gently rubed a few out of Ryan's dick until all was forgiven. To do this Fiero had to get out of the way for a few minutes of course, but in the end the obbjective was completed. Now, I forget the rest of what that block was about so I am going to start a new one. I call this one: Fuck Montecarlo, But Not Really (Sorta). Monte PGA's like no other but that is ok because he secretly invaded all of our minds and made us go crazy with love for him. Yet, this is why Kdice has no women. We are all gay for Monte. Even when he isnt PGA'ing Das and other half-hearted computer gazers pass along Monte's orders without question. They are too inlove with all that is Monte. Even the noobs fear Monte as a god. Why? He has the power. The gift. The force. He is a god among kdicer's. Like that matters in the least, but it is true. So Monte have your godship over a pointless, poorly upkept, video game. We all love you. Hell, we all admire you sorta. But someday the game will be gone along with all of our great PNG trophies. And then what? The Monte wll fade into the past and Shad may find a life; fiero might stop sucking Ryan's dick; DLK might start a pathetic attempt at a mass holocaust; Ryan may take his head out of his ass. PS: I have no idea what I wrote but it was a love letter. I love you Monte with all my Kdice heart. Sorta.

What the fuck this guy got a contributor badge for noob luck I mean that is complete and utter bull shit, but that is ok because These Cards Suck is probably Dr. Zoidberg 69 and he just felt that he needed to look cool with his internet badges and so he gave himself one. You know for the ladys. Ya, the ones that are actually middle-aged men that haven't seen the light of day in six months. The ones with saggy man tits and jello asses that could be greesed up and rolled down the street. The kind that if rolled down the street there would be a national disaster zone declared because the strink of a 500 pounds man decaying all over the road where a series of large semi ran the lard ball over. Yes, this is the kind of guy this is and he may enjoy weed although I don't think the guy realizes that weed is not neon as it is a plant, but we can assume that he only thinks this from doing too much of it. And yes, He did the weed to look good for the same "ladys." Also, don't give me shit that you have a girlfriend. I know that if you did she would weigh much much more than the bed in which you "have sex on" and so I can saftly say you would be dead. Get better taste, seriously. PS: Chubbys do not have the tightest. Your little sister does. Love, Santa
SprintTx on Sunday April 5, 2009

sprint write me a review just like those two