PIECE OF SHIT WHO DESERVE TO BE SODOMIZDE CUTED IN HALF AND BURRIED IN WHOLE FULL OF SHIT AND GARBAGE. JUST DIE FROM SOME NASTY ILLNES AND MAKE US ALL HAPPY!
Fatman_x on Thursday February 19, 2009

she has a nice lovely ass
Vsync on Tuesday March 17, 2009

Beautiful brown eyes
angelica_73 on Friday March 13, 2009

this one on johns profile was pretty funny

one day after a glass of sherry i decided i may have a game of kdice so i loaded up ones computer device and began to play. After two games this player joined in on a table and decided to start racially abusing me.. he called me a honkey and said his black penis was far superior to mine. I couldnt understand his need for unnecessary abuse so i told him to stop at this point he told me how on multiple occasions he had participated in the raping of small children and donkeys with broken legs. Why would someone be so sick and cruel, i do not know if these things were true but i told my local al quaida member and arranged for a bombing of his household... this is scheduled for tuesday i hope his mother enjoys it. I also agree with ryan what sort of sick bastard would abuse a glitch on an internet game YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER AND MOTHER TERESA PUT TOGETHER!!! You are ruining the fun of the world for the children and you still have the balls to come on here and play on christmas day... SHAME ON YOU!! SHAME SHAME! Please could you do the rest of us a favour and remove yourself from the planet permanently and preferrably do it in a manner that is slow, painful and deserving of a child and animal molester such as yourself! I have seen people like you slapping indian children and beating dutch dogs, what did that polish women do? you put a bat in her eye!!! YOU ARE EVIL! DIE DIE DIE
Irish_Ozzy on Thursday December 25, 2008

and a classic on dlk

Angry little boy with a little list... too much time and lube on his hands... is the meatloaf ready yet mom?
snoopdog on Sunday April 5, 2009

He just sits at high ranked games spouting crap. That's pretty much all he does.
Sunken on Monday March 16, 2009

btw i pwnd this thread

yeah you did lol

That one about Johns is fucking hilarious.........and on Christmas no less!

This one is from my long-time stalker on Carlisle, and I think he may just be a child rapist, but I get a few lol's from it everytime I read it :D

This guy still eats shit. Will always eat shit. Will die eating shit one day. Just cant figure out how he has not gotten his fill of eating shit yet. Oh well in conclusion FUCK U candyass and for the last time I am telling you stop asking if you canlick my balls. No you may not lick my balls. :)
Happyfuntime on Thursday February 19, 2009

Then my other 'favourite' one is by tiRNe :O

Confirmed PGA: Carlisle + monkey_chuff... stop crying already, you pga fucks. You were caught red handed cheating and i tagged you for it. move on. STOP SPAMMING my profile. And is evilsamurai your friend, too? He spams my profile at the exact same time as you! Coincidence? STOP SPAMMING MY PROFILE you angry, angry little man! OMG CARLISLE! STILL SPAMMING MY PROFILE!? After all this time! You are such a twisted, angry little man! SHEESH! WTF, CARLISLE? DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO TAG MY PROFILE *EVERY* DAY. All I ever did to you is expose your PGA with monkey_chuff!!! You are by far the BIGGEST PSYCHO ON KDICE!!!
Happyfuntirne on Wednesday October 22, 2008

The funny thing is, I never ACTUALLY played with either of them, my supposed PGA or this psycho, But after this 'event' he went through my whole friends list and wrote the same review just with changed names on it :D An example of one being:

Absolutely cannot be trusted in a truce. PGA with Carlisle and oilers. Agree with Whitgrove that this is the biggest backstabber in kdice.

P.S: who is oilers? :S