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Thraxle wrote
at 1:52 PM, Wednesday June 15, 2011 EDT
at my 4-year-olds preschool for a little while yesterday, and as I scan the forum here from time-to-time, I come to the realization that those 4-year-olds have an equal to, or greater than, maturity level than a good portion of this "adult" community. This is the main reason I don't actively moderate anymore. If I wanted to babysit a bunch of immature human beings, I would have much more fun at my son's preschool than I do here.

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jurgen wrote
at 11:30 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
also, periods are a great time to negotiate for blobjobs
jurgen wrote
at 11:31 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
now give me 54 minutes to drive home , log in, and type 100th!
Thraxle wrote
at 11:35 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
and btw, this wasn't much of a hijack. It makes perfect sense that a post about immaturity would result in talking about female hormones and PMS.
superxchloe wrote
at 11:47 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
you can definitely get pregnant while you're on your period. Sperm can survive for like 5 days? inside the woman's body. It's much less likely, of course- most women ovulate two full weeks after their period- but it's still very possible.

also jurgen: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljiejc5nRw1qiv6hho1_500.png

and and: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljiveg3hRO1qiv6hho1_500.png
CCSKAOT wrote
at 11:48 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
Lol^
montecarlo wrote
at 11:51 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
If a man has sexual relations with her and her monthly flow touches him, he will be unclean for seven days; any bed he lies on will be unclean.
leviticus 15:24

hell, that whole chapter is a wild ride.

congrats on the 100-poster btw, with birth control plus ludicrous religious references, no way does this slow down till 120.
Smurfalicious wrote
at 11:53 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
haha good one chloe
montecarlo wrote
at 11:53 AM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
pregnancy can happen despite our best efforts sometimes. i had a buddy who had a vasectomy get his wife preggers. they told themselves they were done after 2 kids... nope! turns out that in some rare cases, the male body will heal itself from the vasectomy, reconnect the splice, and bing bang blaow, hello baby.
superxchloe wrote
at 12:06 PM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
fuckperiods is my new second favourite tumblr. she doesn't update often enough, so collegeproblems is still my favourite.

seriously monte? that blows. i just did a quick google and apparently during the first year after a woman's tubes are tied, there's a 1% chance that they'll get preggo- and like with the vasectomy, there's a change the tubes will heal themselves. Also after that, if your tubes fixed themselves, your chance of an ectopic pregnancy goes up to 20%. ALSO wtf why does this suck so hard for the ladies? Dudes can have outpatient surgery. Tubal ligation is major surgery.
Thraxle wrote
at 12:13 PM, Friday June 17, 2011 EDT
A golf buddy of mine is in his mid 50's. He and his wife have two adopted daughters in college right now. They were told his wife couldn't have children years and years ago.

About 3 years ago, they got hit with the news that at the ripe age of 52, they will be having a brand new baby.....they were pregnant.

He'll be 71 when the little guy graduates high school....wow
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