OK, but for your own sake, I hope you are not letting his words bother you. Like I said, it would be letting him win. Additionally, it's just some words coming from a complete stranger. Don't let it affect you.

i won a long time ago. When he meets people in real life named Jesse or sees a pontiac fiero (rare) his blood boils... I'm under Yodel's skin. I know it, he knows it, everyone on this website knows it. I won this troll-a-thon ages ago.

i agree that jesses conduct is shameful. but it would also be really easy to ignore. my suggestion is to start ignoring it.

Yodel is fighting mod corruption?

I actually laughed reading all this -

too fucking funny -

thanks

you've not yet laughed at yodel's story? where have you been panzer?

@joejoewhoa, Yes

@Greek, What really bugs me is not Jesse it's the mods thinking it's ok. There is such a thing as fairness and decency in this world and this site is suppossed to be a community anyways, not a romping ground for raging pricks like Jesse. I think it's already been proven just how toxic his and others actions have been to this site.

@Boog, I'm just pointing out the mods lack of fairness here. Btw have you noticed that since you started criticizing jurg people can gaybash you for realz and get away with it? Pretty fucked up huh? It's not just me that suffers from this mod biasim. It's everyone on the site.

Yodel, this is the last time I'm responding to you on these forums, in any manner. You seem to lack any type of memory from things that have happened in the past. I 100% agree with you that mods have fucked up on this site. We've fucked up so badly that I don't actively moderate here anymore. I'm embarrassed. I've slowly slipped into a KDice coma.

However, we haven't fucked up in the way you think. I know me personally, when I was actively moderating, I would have liked more tools to be able to better control the community. There were a few instances where I would have liked to do IP bans on players that were blatently violating site rules over and over again. I myself have been harrassed endlessly. Despite these facts, the one thing I learned is that without attention from Ryan, and without the right tools to control the community, my actions were in effect, pointless.

One player in particular taught my just how ineffective my actions were. This player endlessly harrassed other players and me personally on the forums. He was a prick, an asshole, a childish whiner, a moron that couldn't be told he wrong because he knew that he wasn't. I banned his main account for his transgressions, but I, and other mods, continued to get harrassed by him on other accounts. When he exhausted his existing accounts, he created new accounts to continue his harassment. This went on for days and his new accounts number anywhere from 20 to 40. This was one of a few defining moments as a moderator here on KDice. I was actually tired of moderating because of this prick. I was defeated. He had trolled me.....and won. I even asked Ryan for an IP ban of this player, and it fell on deaf ears.

I'm sure by now you know the player I'm talking about Yodel.........because it was you. You've done more shitty things on this website than a vast majority of all the other players combined. You claim to be fighting against jesse in most of these quasi-battles, but in reality, you guys share a lot more in common than you lead yourself to believe.

Let me teach you a few things about the internet.

1) People only know the personal information you let them know about you. If you are mad that somebody is teasing you about an embarrassing event in your life, you have only one person to blame.

2) If someone is trolling you as hard as jesse is, there is a solution. IGNORE HIM. For fuck sake Yodel, YOU ARE A TROLL TOO. What is the only thing that makes a troll's dick hard? HMMMM? HMMMM?

ATTENTION you dumb fuck. ATTENTION. JESSE WANTS YOUR ATTENTION. AND YOU'RE GIVING IT TO HIM. ENDLESSLY. HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU???

3) I'm trying to understand what your incessant whining is trying to accomplish, but let me school you on what it will not accomplish. It WILL NOT get you new mods. Ryan isn't active enough to choose new mods, and all you MIGHT accomplish is getting any current mods to quit (like I did). In the end you'll have no mods here, and maybe that's what you want, but I guarantee it isn't what the majority of the site wants.

So, in conclusion, I hope that you are your own worst enemy when you get trolled. If you ignore the trolling, it will stop. Trolls want attention and you are giving Jesse more attention than he ever dreamed possible.

But remember, you taught me a lesson long ago. It's that a mod has little power over a crazy ass troll. Do you not realize that Jesse has an endless number of accounts, or that he can create more just like you did? Do you want me, or jurgz, or anyone to spend all their time banning a player over and over again like I did with you? No, I'm not fucking doing that. You children need to learn how to deal with each other on the internet. These are mother fucking STRANGERS people. It's not like your mom is coming on here joking about some piece of your life that is embarrassing. IT'S FUCKING STRANGERS. LAUGH AT IT. IGNORE IT. IF YOU DO LAUGH AT IT AND IGNORE IT.........GUESS WHAT.........IT WILL FUCKING STOP.

Anyways, this rant is done. Yodel, how can you ever expect any mod to do anything for you after the things you did to us? What a fucking moron.

In the words of TheBetterYodel......."get fucked".

I strongly approve of the above message. Admit to being the weaker troll, and I will stop picking on you Yodel.

Yodel, I don't really know you.

I say this without the least bit of condescension, sarcasm, or intent to mock or harass.

You buggin.