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Thraxle wrote
at 1:52 PM, Wednesday June 15, 2011 EDT
at my 4-year-olds preschool for a little while yesterday, and as I scan the forum here from time-to-time, I come to the realization that those 4-year-olds have an equal to, or greater than, maturity level than a good portion of this "adult" community. This is the main reason I don't actively moderate anymore. If I wanted to babysit a bunch of immature human beings, I would have much more fun at my son's preschool than I do here.
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K8Dice wrote
at 9:42 AM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT 1. Daughter ewww
2. I agree with Dead yall make sex life after marriage sound like it sucks. I prefer crazy hot sex and random scars to remind me of those nights :P 3. Keep a condom in your wallet? (Please use it if you do this condoms do expire :P ) 4. 200 FTW |
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jurgen wrote
at 10:05 AM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT condoms do indeed expire
so at one point, I had some close to expiration date and my wife is on the pill so I tried making a joke about it and it did not work out well. me: hey honey, you know I have some condoms left, right? wife: ummm, yes,sure, why? me: well, I just checked and they are getting close to their expiration date wife: oh I see me: it would be a waste not to use them right? (big smile) wife: you still want to use them just not to waste them? I thought you liked it much better without? me: well of course, but I was thinking I could take them with us when we go to that party this Friday (wink wink, makes a clear joking face) wife: You better be kidding and I am tired...night me: hey, I was joking! wife: fine, just throw them away then tomorrow me: k I guess... sweet dreams hun wife: (long silence)... night |
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its really chase wrote
at 10:06 AM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT thats it. never getting married.
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K8Dice wrote
at 10:33 AM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT wtf? What a great excuse to have sex lol. Is your wifey ok?
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Thraxle wrote
at 11:24 AM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT What's the only food known to man that guarantees to kill a woman's sex drive?
Wedding cake. |
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jurgen wrote
at 12:05 PM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT For the record, there are more successful strategies than that lousy attempt to convince your wife to have a threesome.
Unfortunately, my wife doesn't drink alcohol so easy plan A is already off the list. |
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K8Dice wrote
at 12:12 PM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT Ok so dont get married and drink lots got it :P
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jurgen wrote
at 12:19 PM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT yeah and don't sign any "good for anything you like" cheques/coupons
(good plan B) |
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CCSKAOT wrote
at 3:34 PM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT |
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nunes wrote
at 4:30 PM, Friday June 24, 2011 EDT |
