lol, i like where this is going.

yah, i understand the predicament you have there thrax. ive only been in that spot a couple times, where theres no way i can get there, and that is such an awkward/hilarious spot to be in. wondering if she realizes it, trying not to let her realize it, wondering if you can fake it (wait i thought only girls fake it?)... good times.

but thats only happened like twice for me. prob cus you get it more often than i do, right? right.

as far as my pleasure goes, though, i get some pleasure from the better physical feeling of no condom, but a lot more pleasure from the condom helping me go a lot longer, and getting to experience her enjoying all the extra time. i know, maybe that sounds lame to some, but thats me.

and my wife prefers lights low as well, for similar reasons. i try to get some candles lit on the sly, like, honey, im just trying to get you in the mood... but realy i just want to get more visuals.

i feel bad right now though, because i think chloe is going to absorb way too much of this discussion. and then whenever shes doing it in the future, she will be randomly thinking, 'ew, this is weird, this is what thrax likes. i gotta turn the lights on so that i dont feel weird. OH SNAP, THERES JURGEN!' and then she'll fake an orgasm, and tell her guy, hey how bout some kdice?

never in my life will the word "kdice" come out of my mouth that close to sex. If I'm thinking about dice when I'm having sex something is seriously wrong.

Lulz...


My point is that I can get the job done without the extra time allowed by the condom, and I'd rather not spend an extra 30-60 minutes pounding away without an extreme benefit to my wife. Usually she'll start to get mad or say that it's hurting (which is an ego boost, but fuck that, LOST comes on at 10 o'clock, I need to finish up).

Lights on or off is always funny, candle trick is serious win though.

*Extra* 60 minutes?

I feel girls are more relaxed with lights off, which tends to compensate for the lack of visual stimulus. Lights off by default for me, then, but this may change on a long term relationship.

Btw sign me in for the condom haters team.

hair up glasses off... no hair down glasses on ... no ... is there light coming under the door?

OMG! Marriage sounds scary when you guys talk about it.

wish wins the thread? i think so.

biggest problem with the condom is the disruption of the natural flow of actions imo.

ladyfriend: STICK IT IN! STICK IT INNNNNNN
chase: ok one sec, now where is that box of condoms
ladyfriend: you seriously dont know where you keep them?
chase: uhhh, im assuming somewhere by the bed? ahh there they are
ladyfriend: jesus christ are you stupid or something? get it on already
chase: its kinda hard when the lights are out
ladyfriend: ...
chase: yeah that was supposed to be innuendo
ladyfriend: puns? really?
chase: yeah really, just be glad there wasnt a star wars reference in there somewhere, which was really difficult bc these are glow in the dark
ladyfriend: i see your schwatrz is as big as mine
chase: dont you talk dirty to me


i think you get the point