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***Official KDice Fantasy Football League Application***
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 6:38 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT
Please answer the questions below here in the forum. All of the questions are very important. We will be picking who gets in once when know the number of spots are available, but it should be 3 at a minimum.
***THE APPLICATION*** Name: Age: Favorite Team: 1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with. 2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player? 3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)? 4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence. 5)‪Q: Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?‬ 6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc... 7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked. 8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time? ***MadHat_Sam: you agree to be banned from kdice, mains and alts if you go inactive in ffb*** Good luck and thanks. -JP and the rest of the league |
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Kdice_CPR wrote
at 12:55 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT dude, im a happy groupie for scrappy
his sound is so honest and human i like it stop hating |
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Thraxle wrote
at 7:30 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT Name: Rob
Age: 29 Favorite Team: Washington Redskins (FML) 1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with. I was 20.......extremely drunk at a bar.......it was closing time........she was white, about 5'8, 240 LBS, brunette hair.....I think her name was Betsy.....she could suck dick pretty well 2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player? Matt Schaub 3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)? Crab Dip with toast triangles Steak (ribeye, grilled over charcoal, medium) Baked potato, loaded apple pie 4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence. When I was 8 years old I got my shazma stuck in a door. 5)‪Q: Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?‬ Don't tell anyone, but I made a mangina in the mirror once. 6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc... The fintacular - a double shot of jack served over ice......preferbly used as a "night-ending" drink followed by 2 hours of drunken KDice Idontgiveafuck posting. The yodelayheeehooooo - a splash of vodka mixed with a variety of fruity libations....followed by 2 hours of sober whining on the KDice forum. The Ryanator - Cuervo, straight up, an entire bottle.....followed by 2 hours of drunken programming on the KDice website to ensure bugs are present. 7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked. Dog 8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time? Barry Sanders.....hands down |
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the full monte wrote
at 8:00 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT thrax you idiot, youre already in. but since you want to cook a ribeye to medium, i might consider taking you out. just go eat a hamburger, why dont you.
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Thraxle wrote
at 8:06 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT I don't eat blood. I like my steak like I like my women.......no blood, but a little pink in the middle.
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jurgen wrote
at 8:23 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT Ok I would suck at FFL but I want to add that this is a fun thread
great comeback by Thraxle (although I should pge you at least 3 games for ruining a perfect steak like that) |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 9:27 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT Thrax you made me laugh really hard, not as hard as LJ did. He might get your spot because of your mongoloid meat eating habits.
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Lucky Loser wrote
at 10:01 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT I'll join . . . but whats football
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greekboi wrote
at 11:44 AM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT wtf is this a make pierce laugh contest or a serious application?
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 12:38 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT It's a serious application. Thrax just always tries to make me laugh. He's desperate for approval.
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nodice4u wrote
at 12:39 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT 6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyYPb6ZSEG0
I love the Big Lebowski reference. Thumbs up if you know it |