yeah that made me gag.

but his drinks and dinner made up for it.

For some reason it didnt finish my sentence, I was referring to LT. Gen. David A. Deptua (CLAS '43, GSAS '76)
Deputy Chief of Staff for Intelligence, Surveillance and Reconnaissance

Duh

(I may or may not have been under the influence and she said she was 18)

Name:

Age:

Favorite Team:

1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with.

-I stay away from heavy girls

2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player?

-No idea.

3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)?

-I'd take him to texas roadhouse, cause I don't cook.

4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence.

-I was going to shazma the whole table, but ended up getting 3v1'd.

5)‪Q: Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?‬

-Never seen it

6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks
and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc...

-Eh I'm not creative enough to do this

7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked.

-Cat?

8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time?

-Adrian Peterson(Minnesota RB, not Bears). Picked him up as a rookie in the 2nd round, everyone laughed at me. Who's laughing now?

***MadHat_Sam: you agree to be banned from kdice, mains and alts if you go inactive in ffb***

Good luck and thanks.

-JP and the rest of the league




-I Understand if this isn't accepted. I wouldn't want to play for 2nd either.

Name: Alex

Age: 20 in August

Favorite Team: Dallas Cowboys/Texas Rangers/Dallas Mavericks

Paul
19
Dallas Cowboys
1. 130 pounds long blonde hair beach babe body
2. I truly hate to do this but i agree with Greek on this one Thomas Jones
3. Yeah i would just take him to a buffet and dairy queen afterwards if i had to cook id just make some hambuger helper
4. I like to shazma myself all night long.
5. No but id do the dance if someone did it with me
6. If you mean alcoholic i know this will kill my application but i dont drink i dont even know that many names of them so i guess next question
7. my ass is still a virgin so dog
8. Walter Payton used to love watching him on the classics even though before my time

BUT I FORGOT ONE THING ABOUT #8 WAS CLOSE CLOSE TIE WITH BARRY SANDERS but if you dont want to count this that is fine

***THE APPLICATION***

Name: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINS... or Dan for short
Age: 27
Favorite Team: Patriots (preemptively-- stfu das)

1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with.
At least a quad-deuce. St. Patty's Day; I had drank 2 green 40s. Lights were off and it took me a good 2 minutes to distinguish rolls from lips... but she gobbled my knob like it was chocolate cake.

2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player?
Matt Schaub

3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)?
1st would be a lovely arugula salad with shitakes, blackberries, some chevre, and a cranberry vinagrette
2nd course would be a bone-in filet with a red wine reduction and some crispy onion fries
3rd course would be an assortment of fresh berries with yogurt
...and then he could eat my ass

4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence.
Yodel is so shazma he couldn't get laid at a fat farm with fistfuls of twinkies.


5)Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?
All hail the mighty mangina!! But every time I try to join in, I trip on my dick

6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks
and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc...
1. The dasstab- a shooter with a blend of orange juice and amaretto, and just as you think you're finishing the shot- bam! there's the tequila and tabasco sauce.
2. The alexballdrop- a highball of your favorite drink, but you have to listen to the most annoying girl at the bar talk the entire time you're drinking it. she also slurs, stumbles, and spills hers all over you while at the same time claiming to be the best drinker at the bar.
3. The wishbone- you buy goldschlager.
4. The travis- 40s out of a paper bag.
5. The panzer- walk into a bar, take everybody's drink, watch no one do shit about it, and then kick the shit outta the bouncer.
6. Chase cocktail- just a jack & coke, but it has a different name on the menu every night.
7. The zoid- same shit as the chase cocktail, but it's drugged.

7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked.
Dog

8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time?
Tie between Ki-Jana Carter and Travis Henry, with Barry Sanders as the dark horse in 3rd.

also...

buddamanunc: if annyone says anything against UNC-CH
tell them i said fuck you
me: haha
no one did?
buddamanunc: bc this will probably be the last time i read this thread
so in case
i miss it

oh and 8. The greekboi- ouzo with protein powder, steroids, and a roofie

Name: Denis da'Menace Haxha
Age: 40
Weight: 277
Favorite Team: PATRIOTS

1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with.

-My right hand. I have fat rolls on my knuckles.

2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player?

-Aaron Brooks

3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)?

- 1. Dos Equis 2. I would fillet his puppy, and serve it with sesame seeds and a McFlury. 3. Fortune Cookie (Dirty).

4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence.

- I rubbed her shazma until she started to secrete water.

5)‪Q: Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?‬

- I enjoy looking at large animals... And no, I do not join in on the dance. I'm usually still too busy cleaning up my "Buffolo Juice" from my hands.

6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks
and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc...

-1. The J. Bright: Mikes Hard Lemonade watered down, with a juice box chaser.

2. The Shevar: Mix 2 cups of pineapple juice and 3 shots of Indian Spiced rum in a bong with a minimum hight of 2 feet. Take at least 5 hits, and drink.

3. The Pattie Shakes: A minimum of 5 ounces of moonshine. Mixed in a Coors Light can, and consumed from the cleavage of a 300+ pound female.

7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked.

-Kitten. MEOW

8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time?

-Walter Payton