Today, during a game, we came up with a number of rules which really define the kdice world. Unfortunately, I don't really remember what the 3rd rule was, so I'll let you offer suggestions - and maybe there's even more than five ...

1st rule: Your opponents always win the attack with the same amount of dice, you always lose them.
2nd rule: No porn, no hate.
3rd rule: (not sure)
4th rule: You always win the rolls you want to lose.
5th rule: A one-hit is always more important than a good placement.

We have several suggestions for the 3rd rule, none of them really convinces me:
- Maintaining good manners is always more important than winning.
- Be nice!
- When in doubt whether you’re a cow, mooo!

Your suggestions?

P.S.: Sorry for spamming the forum today. I had a bad day ...