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The five (or four) holy rules of kdice
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sypgo wrote
at 7:28 PM, Friday December 7, 2007 EST
Today, during a game, we came up with a number of rules which really define the kdice world. Unfortunately, I don't really remember what the 3rd rule was, so I'll let you offer suggestions - and maybe there's even more than five ...
1st rule: Your opponents always win the attack with the same amount of dice, you always lose them. 2nd rule: No porn, no hate. 3rd rule: (not sure) 4th rule: You always win the rolls you want to lose. 5th rule: A one-hit is always more important than a good placement. We have several suggestions for the 3rd rule, none of them really convinces me: - Maintaining good manners is always more important than winning. - Be nice! - When in doubt whether you’re a cow, mooo! Your suggestions? P.S.: Sorry for spamming the forum today. I had a bad day ... |
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lesplaydices wrote
at 6:47 PM, Sunday December 9, 2007 EST Thread needs more Fight Club references.
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XCRobin wrote
at 12:31 AM, Monday December 10, 2007 EST Mm... Fight Club. What a novel idea for kdice.
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JDizzle787 wrote
at 12:54 AM, Monday December 10, 2007 EST Probably the best rulez in teh kdice world:
1) Get a porn avatar. Make sure it's as graphically disturbing as possible. 2) Be an asshole during the games. Use as many racial epithets in the known world and accuse of every player of PGAing bullshit. 3) Lose your dreams of being a great, skilled player in kdice. The 1000+ is all about sexual favors and money, so if you don't have one or the other, forget it. 4) Spam everything you possibly can all the time. 5)Spam everything you possibly can all the time. 6) learn to type in German, french, russian, and turkish. Proceed to pretend you're PGAing with your fellow multilingualists 7)Make forum posts every second you're not playing kdice. Make them so long no one will want to read them, and later on act like no one appreciates you, so you will post some more 8) Become a total kdice purist and demand flogging for those who PGA, PGE, truce, silent truce, silent but deadly farts, GED's, PCP, and porn avatars 9) once you're done and you've been exiled (make sure you piss off Ryan and challenge him as much as possible), make your own game and say it's totally better, and call yourself the champ of kdice THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IS HOWEVER......................................................................................................................... 10)Have a sense of humor. :P |
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rnd++ wrote
at 1:05 AM, Monday December 10, 2007 EST dizzle:
1) your events are anachronistic. the exile was after. 2) you have the gaul to tell everyone you pga whenever you feel like it -- and that's not cheating (because you aspire to win), but when I pga, its clearly cheating because i won (and you will be happy to shoot down my logic forthwith). 3) your english paper is worse than 90% of my posts to this forum 4) i did finally receive my kindle. |
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XCBatman wrote
at 1:17 AM, Monday December 10, 2007 EST That's why I use the Greek flag of course.
Or maybe because the colors match Ryan's colors. I dunno. |
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kamikaze cow wrote
at 6:02 PM, Saturday December 22, 2007 EST So, after a lot of thinking - I'd say, the third rule of kdice is:
A good PGE is a lot better than a lame PGA! |
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Improv42 wrote
at 6:39 PM, Saturday December 22, 2007 EST In order to receive reinforcements where you need them most, attacas far away from where they're needed as possible.
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unlucky9999 wrote
at 2:29 AM, Sunday December 23, 2007 EST 1st rule : Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris
2nd rule : Chuck Norris would 0wn god any day 3rd rule : Chuck Norris would 0wn u all any day 4th rule : Chuck Norris would 0wn himself any day 5h rule : There are no other things, only what has been created by Chuck Norris |
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unlucky9999 wrote
at 2:29 AM, Sunday December 23, 2007 EST P.s.
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unlucky9999 wrote
at 2:30 AM, Sunday December 23, 2007 EST Thinks that Chuck Norris is the best!!!
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