“Brumagine”

(Apologies to John Lenon)

Imagine there's no PGA
It's easy if you try
No elitism to lower us
Which makes Bru really cry
Imagine all the dicers
Playing the game his way...

Imagine there are no standings
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no reputations too
Imagine all the dicers
Living in equal bliss...

You may say Bru’s a dreamer
And he’s not the only one
I hope someday you'll join him
And you all can play as one

Imagine there’s no paranoia
I wonder if Bru really can
No need for conspiracy theories
A Kdicehood of man
Imagine all the dicers
Without Bru’s eloquent (cock-knuckle) words...

You may say he’s a dim bulb
And you’re not the only one
At least he’s good for entertainment
And his idiocy makes make life a little more fun

I hate that rnd has such a good sense of humor because generally he is such a jerk.

Also, what exactly is an Asshat. Could an alternative name be....underwear?

Bizzaro for president of the world!

BIZZARO you amaze me.

"Imagine there's no PGA
It's easy if you try
No elitism to lower us
Which makes Bru really cry"

ROFL
i luv you so much right now man.

Coupon to Bizzaro: "will throw every game i play with you for the next year"

lol. Brubaker, plz post smthing, cause now we're all startin 2 miss u.... /cries

Some fantastic and colourful replies here. The intent behind this thread was to get this community talking - and a common enemy is just about the easiest way to make that happen.

Strangely enough, the subject matter I decided upon was selected because most members are aware, whether they admit to it or not, that the higher the food chain you climb, the more devious things become.

Now, thats not to say that personal relationships aren't part of this game, because they certainly are - but what I am questioning here is the integrity of certain members.

And now, for some answers. I never wanted it this way, but...

1. Before anything, read my profile, read the comments, read the sum-up. The most wanted man (male or female) IS the warden. That may or may not be you. If you decide that you play against the rules; the rules being the following:

1a: Don't upset anyone.

1b: Definately don't upset anyone who is anyone, or considers themselves to be as such.

1c: Don't mention rigs.

1d: Don't mention PGA, multi-play or multi-truces.

1e: Don't moan. Accept that even though you play a mean game, you will be discriminated against. It's not a black thing.

2: I am the law. Leekstep and various aliases were not. Proof of this is in the following:

2a: I speak to God. I speak not of a god that supposedly wears a beard and strikes down with vengeance and furious anger from the heavens, but a frustrated group of gods who are fully aware of a clique who have taken charge of this wondefully random asylum.

2b: I don't make accusations, I present facts. As much as certain members find this offensive, disrespectful or just plain rude - it changes nothing. The last two cases of PGA and Multi-Play presented were not only true, they were enough to stop it in its tracks.

2c: I am paranoid, with a highly acute sense of truth. That's a dangerous thing, and also it's a sure-fire way of determining what isn't happening when it isn't. Make of that what you will.

3: I love this game and most of the players who play it. Read on:

3a: "Dishes it out on the map and in the chat room. Knows the game inside and out." - Hypernode.

This player is as sincere as it gets. He/She is the complete stuff of nightmares to play against, because he/she plays alone, and only for the win. As much as he/she is awkward to compete with, they represent everything that this game is about.

3b: "Still an asshole, no matter how many comments you delete." - Area51

This was the first comment that this player made on my profile page, and the last. My mobile number is available.

3c: "oh man brubaker you are without a doubt my favorite crotchety old man on kdice, i just laid here for the past 5 minutes laughing at your antics ... thank you so much for the entertainment."

Was publically busted for Multi-Play, and has since stopped. (Many thanks to the guys up in the old 1800 for the info.)

3d: "fuking nazi."

Well, I think that says it all really. Noone likes a smartass, do they.

Enjoy your game.

Bru

"Some fantastic and colourful replies here. "

Mine was the best.

2c: I am paranoid, with a highly acute sense of truth. That's a dangerous thing, and also it's a sure-fire way of determining what isn't happening when it isn't. Make of that what you will.

So exactly which prison are you writing from?

The cell next door. Tap on the pipes twice if you want extra beans tonight.

lesplaydices:

I vote for the reply that kdw posted.

Clear, concise, to the point.

Deserving of a song.