So this happened here yesterday for real. I will start with some history and then post the brief conversation we had in chat to give you some idea what went down.

I've been playing kdice for close to 5 years using the 1 account only. My character and my main has become well known. I've made several kdice friends. If you've been around at all, you know who I am. Wasn't too keen on the idea of having alts but after 5 years... about 6 months ago I thought, I will create an alt.

I've been careful not to disclose my alt to anyone. No exceptions. I use a different playing style. I chat different. Made sure everything about it is different. The reviews I get on either of the accounts are noticeably different. In the past 6 months I've regularly jumped in with many of you who I know very well using my alt (and my main) and I always get treated and talked to differently by the same people. Again, no exceptions. No one has ever been the wiser or blown my cover. So it's worked, until yesterday. Here's the strange part.

Latter part of 2011 I play my first couple games with this person using "only" my main account. It's about 3 or 4 consecutive games only. They are still learning. For some reason each time luck had it we'd always end up in 1 on 1 battle with each other and somehow they're the who gets killed each time. This person even makes a friendly comment about during those games. And it was the weirdest thing because during all that, while I'm killing this person some idiot is in there calling us... pga? For some reason over the next few months although I see them around we never seem to land on the same tables with each other.

About a week ago simply watching a table I notice, hey !.. there they are. I get this stupid random idea to post a totally obscure unrelated somewhat unfavorable "taunt" of a review on their page (using my alt who this person's never encountered before, at least we've never played, that part I'm sure) The review has nothing to do at all with anything or our previous games or who I am. I'm simply one of many reviews. It's just some crazy shit I posted to have them deliberately wonder... what the fuck is that all about ?

Yesterday, (using the same alt) I'm casually waiting for players at a table. I don't even notice this person until, I see a quote in the chat box where they post one of the unflattering comments I made on their review page.

eeek !... groan, wince ?.. I'm sitting at computer with shit eating grin thinking... busted.

Here's the chat, word for word following the brief quotation they posted in the chat box. Any added commentary, emphasis of mine is in brackets.

me: heh... umm hi ? didn't mean anything by that.

them: :)

(insert fairly long pause here, I've no idea what the fuck to say and it seems pretty obvious that so far this person has no clue who I am, how could they)

me: actually you know me by another alt, was only trying to mess with you some.

them: have we been accused of pga even though you kill me every game?

(Im sitting there dumbfucked going.... WUT DA FUCK !!!.. how the fuck does anyone just DO THAT right out of the gate. No hints, no nuthin, no second or even third tries !... just fucking SPLAT.. add to this it was months ago.)

(brief pause again)

me: omg

me: wow

me: pretty keen insight

me: im amazed

them: ;)

me: what a mind fuck that was.... seriously

them: ha, why?

me: dunno how you done that... how you nailed it.

them: I just thought of people. who would have a need. for an alt. lol

(I'm thinking.. ok, what the hell. I don't even know WHAT THAT MEANS.. The comment doesn't even make sense. They used that criteria alone ??... more wtf's go off in my head. Think about it. How many hundreds of alts come and go lurking about this site at a given time here.. and out of all the hundreds of possible alts wandering about and they just doink ! toss a dart..and ?? )

So to give you some idea how incredibly unlikely this is or how the odds in my mind seem unbelievably stacked against it, you now have as much information about all this as I do. Same goes for this other person as well. Considering that there was nothing more said than what you see above I've actually given you more to go on than what they had. Many of you have played my alt many many times and no one has ever caught on. This person has 3 or 4 games with me and then months later.... see what I'm getting at ?

so, each of you get the same chance as they did. And just like them you only get one shot at it.

who am I?.. (my main or other alt, I opened this one today)

or if you'd rather... who is this other person ?