I saw an interesting show on TV tonight and it gave me an idea. I think any of you that have alts for the simple fact that you want to pretend to be someone else, should go play Second Life.

You can be whoever you want there and you can exist in your strange world of alter egos and self-righteousness.

For instance, if you're a male and you want to pretend that you don't live in your mother's basement or wheeze when you climb more than 4 stairs, you can do that. You can probably even program your person to work out while you sleep. God knows you don't have time to work out with all the Kdice you play with your multiple accounts.

Some of you heavier females can create an avatar where you actually look female! It won't just be a picture of some chick that you'll never be; representing you while you play a dice based game. Hell, if you play it cool, the men you chat with online won't even know that you weigh close to a metric ton and your vision is strictly based on movement.

From what I saw on TV tonight, a relationship between two hogs on second life actually materialized and they got married. So, there is hope for some of you to still lose your virginity. Who knows, maybe you can create a house out of dice online and live in it with your three imaginary children and your pet dragon.

If none of this works, you could try being a normal human being and playing Kdice with one account.

Weirdos.