no shit you dont cook with apple butter. and yes you can make eggs with pork fat. but you sure as fuck never have a good piece of toast, muffin, pancake, hotcake, waffle, biscuit, or grits without some fucking good ol' artery clogging butter. dont even mention that spray shit. bc you sure as fuck can believe that shit aint butter.

Toast + layer of butter + layer of apple butter

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And not that apple butter from Cracker Barrel....ewwww.

You gotta go someplace remote and get like "Grandma's Old Style Apple Butter" or some shit. There's a place at the NC/VA border called the Border Station on the way to Nags Head that sells BOMB ASS apple butter.

ahahaha I used to love border station back in the day. they do have sweet kitchy stuff like that.

I miss being so close to OBX

This brings up a great new point.

OBX stickers are lame.

kdice convention in OBX? meetup at a brewthru?

Just gimme a time and date.

Totally in. Cabal only though. (Thrax counts)

well then fuck you pierce
ill send hotcakes n sausage

yeah this shit's too classy for you - obvi