Jurgen also is a big fan of reaching into little boys' pants, so good luck getting help. He has this game he plays with preschoolers called "diddle the fiddle"....the kids parents hear stories and think little billy is learning TAPS from his music teacher, when really Jurgen is making billy into a little man.

On a completely unrelated note...Impeach_Bush is a racist, pedofile, rapist, watersports loving, peach eating, arsonist, communist, homophobe, with a herpes covered penis.

hey hey!, the only kid's pants that I reach into are my son's, to check his diaper for that damn #2

lol jurg u pedo!

oh jurgen, it's worse than i thought!

yeah, yeah... just be happy I have a thick skin :P

You need to check via finger? Does your nose not work?

You guys haven't met verydirtyharry yet!

Being a happily married mother of three, I was shocked by verydirtyharry's out of control behaviour in our game of kdice. It started off with me and the kids sitting down to have some fun after dinner, then verydirtyharry asked "just how dirty do you think i am?" I at first ignored the question but then he commented "I am even dirtier than you think you know, you naughty dirty girl". I was shocked as he went into graphic detail about his sexual fantasies including many historical figures such as Joself Stalin, Benito Mussolini and even Adolf Hitler. I was disgusted by the bombardment of innapropriate information and my children are going to have to miss sunday school tommorow because they have been crying all evening. He then retreated to insulting me, verydirtyharry: DOG FUCKER!, The insults were completely unprovoked and very upsetting.
ojay2807 on Saturday November 22, 2008

At first, i thought dirty harry was just an innocent man, that was not very funny but trying to make jokes all the same,- he was making jokes about how he was wanking over various historical figures. This soon changed. It then got annoying, as he moved into detail, i seem to remember that he found Napoleon particularly arousing. Then he just got disturbing, talking about him wanting to "give it" to some of the more unsavoury national figureheads in modern history. References to anal, doggystyle and dominatrix with men who, when you mention their name, the word "genocide" springs to mind, was just unnacceptable, and cannot be tolerated in a civilised society.
parkourfiend on Saturday November 22, 2008

Well nose alone is usually right but I never start dismantling a diaper before I have visual confirmation.

The key is to only use the finger to pull the pants open to confirm the problem visually and not to dip you finger in the smelly package.

As with a lot of stuff, practise makes perfect