montecarlo: on the fucking city bus ride home from work
montecarlo: some dude who was high on something
montecarlo: decides to accidentally dump a fucking 20 oz starbucks hot coffee down the front of my shirt and slacks
montecarlo: whole bus is like WTF
montecarlo: he doesnt even realize it
montecarlo: until 2 mins later
montecarlo: he TRIES TO DRINK FROM HIS EMPTY CUP
dasfury: haha
montecarlo: and looks at the dude sitting in front of him
montecarlo: and is like, duhhhrrrr, wheres my coffee?
montecarlo: the dude is like
montecarlo: YOU FUCKIN IDIOT YOU POURED IT ALL OVER HIM
montecarlo: and points at me
montecarlo: he looks my way
montecarlo: sees the massive brown stain up and down me
montecarlo: and looks sorry
montecarlo: NOT FOR ME
montecarlo: FOR THE LOSS OF HIS GODDAMN COFFEE
montecarlo: all he says is "oh"
montecarlo: and looks back out the window
montecarlo: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
montecarlo: thank god its friday FUCK


(couldnt copy/paste far enough back to cover the story of how on the way back in to work tonight i got pulled over one block from my house. in a minivan. FUCK)