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thank god its friday. FUCK
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montecarlo wrote
at 8:41 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT
montecarlo: on the fucking city bus ride home from work
montecarlo: some dude who was high on something montecarlo: decides to accidentally dump a fucking 20 oz starbucks hot coffee down the front of my shirt and slacks montecarlo: whole bus is like WTF montecarlo: he doesnt even realize it montecarlo: until 2 mins later montecarlo: he TRIES TO DRINK FROM HIS EMPTY CUP dasfury: haha montecarlo: and looks at the dude sitting in front of him montecarlo: and is like, duhhhrrrr, wheres my coffee? montecarlo: the dude is like montecarlo: YOU FUCKIN IDIOT YOU POURED IT ALL OVER HIM montecarlo: and points at me montecarlo: he looks my way montecarlo: sees the massive brown stain up and down me montecarlo: and looks sorry montecarlo: NOT FOR ME montecarlo: FOR THE LOSS OF HIS GODDAMN COFFEE montecarlo: all he says is "oh" montecarlo: and looks back out the window montecarlo: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU montecarlo: thank god its friday FUCK (couldnt copy/paste far enough back to cover the story of how on the way back in to work tonight i got pulled over one block from my house. in a minivan. FUCK) |
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montecarlo wrote
at 8:42 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT FOR A GODDAMN ROLLING STOP. DAMMIT IF IM GONNA GET A TICKET IT BETTER BE SPEEDING. FUCK
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0632242545 wrote
at 8:51 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT Better than "unsafe speed" which I got and still don't get.
Cop: you know how fast you were goin Me: no, but I am sure it was the legal speed as I am licensed driver, officer Cop: try 100mph Cop: I'll brb ... Cop: heres your ticket, sign Me: what'd you clock me at? Cop: oh I didn't clock you Cop: now watch your speed and contact the court within 15 days ... (cop walks away before I get a word in) Me: what the fuck, I'm challenging that shit [either he was pacing me which is bullshit, or he saw me and just guessed based on other traffic]... fuck small town speed traps. |
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0632242545 wrote
at 8:52 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT As I am a**** licensed driver
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montecarlo wrote
at 9:07 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT i know that in some states if they refuse to show you the readout on their laser gun, you will 100% get off in court. but you still have to show in court, which sucks.
at one point my brother had 17 tickets in 16 states. hes had his fair share of constipated cops. |
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0632242545 wrote
at 9:13 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT To be honest the town (shit town near Austin) is so far away from where I actually am (Dallas) that it's not even worth the gas money to go to court. I'll probably just do defensive driving online and pay the $100. Pissed because I only made that trip to take care of some business/make money.
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Travis O Johnson wrote
at 9:34 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT i got a ticket for going 58 in a 55, this was while i was working for the police station...a cop thought i passed in a non passing zone...pulled me over and tried to convince me that i passed illegally.
we went back to revisit the area, bc i insisted it was passing...I was right. He said "well you were still going 58 in 55. and he gave me a ticket...in court it got reduced to a 56 in a 55 and i got three points on my license |
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Travis O Johnson wrote
at 9:35 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT and i drive the way i play kdice...slow and safe
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Gurgi wrote
at 11:44 PM, Friday September 30, 2011 EDT tldr: montecarlo talks a lot
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greekboi wrote
at 12:21 PM, Saturday October 1, 2011 EDT man that's just fucked up Travis..
anyways, I got pulled over once by a black, female, state trooper. first time for all 3 of the above categories for me. as many of you know, not just in NY, but everywhere, troopers almost ALWAYS give u the ticket. i was clocked at 88 (i was going faster until i saw her). i told her it was my first day of work (she saw my uniform), and that I was sorry and deserved a ticket for going that fast. She looked at me and my license for a second, then told me it was my lucky day and I was only going to get a seatbelt ticket. Then she asked me what time I had to be at work by (20 minutes, which was gonna be damn near impossible), so she handed me back my license and sent me off. No joke, I PEELED out of there so quickly lol. wherever u are miss lady cop, thanks so much! |
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montecarlo wrote
at 2:09 PM, Saturday October 1, 2011 EDT greek we need pics of said black female cop, or youre just making this all up, you racist.
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