I think everyone agrees that you are the only e-dick here. Go troll someone else; you looking pretty try-hard following me around from thread to thread trying to zing me.

If I actually followed you around waiting to jump on you each time you said something stupid I'd be posting a lot more, wouldn't I?

lol dc. veta is right though, you were clearly trying to stroke your ego. this is about ridiculously embellished bad reviews, no one cares about good reviews.

from chat ----------- greekboi: never intended to honor my flag just a tactic to break up the truce
Salmonella on Monday May 23, 2011

one of the worst players here.
TheBetterYodel on Thursday March 17, 2011

***et
BigScal on Sunday October 17, 2010

Got upset when I asked why he talked about himself all of the time. Seems to have major ego issues.
Egad on Wednesday August 4, 2010

you used to be really uncool, because your OLD f'ing avatar triggered my epilepsy... thank goodness you changed it finally! (if you ever put that shit back up i'm going to have to make this review negative again)
nocode1437 on Sunday April 18, 2010

this fist pumping guido faggot vinny likes to run around the jersey shore putting his little bent penis into italian whore wagina. Go fist pump your own asshole you tanned homo.
Donald Krunk on Saturday January 9, 2010

has sex with me all the time
Phatphat on Wednesday December 30, 2009

retarded... farmed us all and didn't respect a single flag
bortx on Saturday November 14, 2009

RulCanada2: You can take your shit and shove it right up your ass buddy greekboi: its already up my ass greekboi: its shit BEST COMEBACK EVER.
vlf.fata on Thursday August 20, 2009

STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT STUPID FUCKER, MORON AND IDIOT
iTom on Wednesday August 19, 2009

what a total negotiator pro... just witnissed an awesome revolt! will make sure to attend classes in the future!
orangetic on Monday July 20, 2009

fucking filthy dirty untrustworthy cunt, my favourite PGE. Man I will kill you so many times that you will stop play when I am online cunt.
cebalo on Saturday July 18, 2009

Epic come from behind victory with just one territory. Unbelievable. Songs will be written of this battle!
matt_1234 on Tuesday April 7, 2009

if you wish to report any deer is a cheater then haste much to do
starfighter on Thursday March 5, 2009

If words could only describe the ignorance of this poor soul. If only his greek heritage was all that was keeping him down, but no, I'm afraid its much more. He knows not a single thing about life, proper dialect, or k-dice. The man can neither type, nor play a proper game. I wish him only the worst, not only in future k-dice games, but in life. I hope you choke on an AIDS cock. I hope you fall i'll with lupus. Please do the world a favor and end your life. I feeld if you took your own life that maybe you could make up for all that is evil and wrong in this world.
Necro-Joe on Wednesday March 4, 2009

The thread says post your favorite reviews up. So I posted my favorite ones. :p If you don't like em that's fine; but I do.

didnt know gb was E.T.
welcome to earth again

*referring to Bigscals review

zumo

not all my fav reviews, just my top fav trying to avoid a wall of txt and the usual Gurgi comment tl;dr


marsyas was molested as a boy by midget porn stars... picked on by his little sister and his husband beats him daily.... once during his daily 5:30 beating he first found his happy place when his husband slapped him with the keyboard... a magical portal appeared for the 1st time ..... kdice. he found there he could be free to be as big as the midgets that raped him... he constantly daydreams about kdice and horse penis(this has nothing to do with the story other than to allow you to understand the mental state of this Napoleon esq donkey show worker) he doesn't particularly enjoy being a fagot(other than the sex) but women find him repulsive and he just wants to be loved. his father was the same way, so you may wonder how he was conceived, as we all do. i did the research and it took me to a cellar in an old tiajuana brothel were his father was kept tied to a post as a masturbation tool for the donkey. his father rather enjoyed this life and often jerked off while being sodomized by mule after mule.... one day his 4"3' 497lbs whore of a mother was cleaning the seamen out of his fathers ear when she tripped on a stack of dice that his father kept in his anus just to mix it up a little every so often, she fell into the life substance that created marsyas... after beating the brakes off his father she moved to egypt and the cycle repeated itself
the_tactician on Sunday June 13, 2010


Backstabs everyone, PGA with all players, only cares about points. Proxys ziada all the time, pleasures jurgens mom to prevent ban. Probably most unfair player in kdice, always swearing and and being mean and all that noise. Why can't you just play fair like Jona and Zoid?
kdiceplaya! on Tuesday June 28, 2011


u like me why PGE?
jona_vicente on Monday February 1, 2010


the biggest fucker what i ever seen. accepted my flag after killed me. On tournemant. after he say: "ass move i know" lol motherfucker
Fraghunter on Wednesday November 4, 2009


Like this player. Play it like most top players should play it, OTF GTFO
olkainry38 on Thursday June 30, 2011


fun and sound player to play with.
MadWilly on Wednesday September 16, 2009

Interesting player, refers to himself as sort of a Maverick. Not sure if that means hes crazy or like Sara Palin, maybe both.
nodice4u on Friday December 18, 2009

Haha, I forgot about my review of mars...thats some funny shit.