That would just be like arm-wrestling a girl, never do it, you have absolutely nothing to win, and everything to lose :)

Marius_1987: Ok let's do this!
Loobee: you sure?, I pick up Ruby all day, I am pretty strong you know
Marius_1987: bahaha, sure, don't worry, I'll go easy on you, I won't press your arm entirely against the table so it won't hurt at the end
Loobee: meh, just give it your best you sissy
Marius_1987: OK, no holding back then... here we go but don't come crying afterwards
Marius_1987: hmmmmpfffffff
Marius_1987: hmmmmpfffffff!
Marius_1987: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmpfffffff!!!
Marius_1987: haha, but seriously, just tell me when to quit OK?
Loobee: oh you started pushing already, I thought you were just readjusting your grip
Marius_1987: ummm, yeah, I was, really
Loobee: ok on go, 3 2 1 go!
Marius_1987: HMMMMMMPFFFFFFF....awwwwwwww!
Loobee: hey why didn't you press back? you let me win in 1 second? no fun this way! again! but now for real!
Marius_1987: awwwww awwww awwwww
Loobee: are you OK? are that tears?
Marius_1987: ugh, awww, ummm, no no j-j-just some s-s-sweat that ran over my e-e-eye, I am fine really...but awww my arm!
Loobee: ugh, if I had know this, I would have pushed at half strength... OK maybe at 20% to be safe. Here let me help you up
Marius_1987: don't touch me! AAAARGHHHHH my arm! AWWWWWW! ....on second thought, help me up... but GENTLY please!
Loobee: awww Marius, did you just soil yourself?
Marius_1987: oh damn, maybe?
Loobee: ummm, defenitely

OK, rolling heads or tails to post this or not now

RAP WHILE ARM WRESTLING

lol