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So it's Movember, who else is growing out their moustache?
CCSKAOT wrote
at 5:37 AM, Tuesday November 9, 2010 EST
I know I am!

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jurgen wrote
at 1:34 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
Chloe is right, those stats are only based on the preferences of my wife.

In my premarital life, I didn't care to do the research, as long as I got the kissing and the sex I needed, I didn't ask myself any of these questions.

But being married, trust me you young kids, some of this matters :-)

Luckily there are lots of stuff to do to increase your odds for sex but I am not sharing all my wisdom on this forum
snow leopard wrote
at 4:12 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
i don't think your wisdom on getting sex would meet the minimum characters needed to make a post jurgz :P
apignarb wrote
at 5:39 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
jurg, that percentage shit only works if the number you're working with isn't 0 to begin with, which i'm guessing is the case with most of us kdice fuckers.

moustache here i come!
jurgen wrote
at 6:00 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
Yeah gb, no need to remind me that I have to make sure every month that I get the minimum amount of sex that was agreed on in our prenup.

Thanks to the occasional begging, or even simple reminding, or doing the most annoying things in return, or the occasional unlimited spending on the VISA card, I get the minimum I want. And it will always feel like the minimum cuz there is no such thing as enough sex! (well maybe if you landed on a fins island where only retired people lived)

apig, 70% of nothing is still nothing so theoretically the % are still correct in your case :P
Louis Cypher wrote
at 7:43 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
Jurgens numbers would be WAY more funny if he was a girl... and probably the losses significantly higher.

Just out of curiosity, why would I grow a mustache or beard in November and not in any other month? I don't get the corelation Im afraid.
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 9:12 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
Jurgen there is most definitely something called enough sex. I've experienced it. You end up going to the doctor afterwords. Lets just say certain body parts like a lil rest....
jurgen wrote
at 9:58 AM, Wednesday November 10, 2010 EST
OK Yodel, I'll take your word for it :-) although that's one doctors visit I would like to avoid.

I might have one idea about when that problem occurs: X days after the lady last shaved and those pointy and nasty new hairs can hurt pretty bad.

My own solution: condom (trust me, even a married man still needs those in the house, even if only to counter the "oops I forgot to start taking my birth control pill this month") + relentless begging for a new wax/shave
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