i'm actually doing a no-shave november since i'm always staying clean shaven and i want a cheap excuse to grow out an awkward, grimy, itchy beard for once

I'm too much of a man to ever fully shave.

My face is too pretty to hide behind a bunch of fur.

Or you can't grow a beard. ;)

I did the research a few years ago and after months of collecting data, these are my conclusions:

me growing a moustache = 26% less kissing + 19% less sex
me growing a beard = 32% less kissing + 44% less sex

the negative correlation with the kissing isn't that bad, I would be able to live with that one but the other negative correlation was way too convinsing

I guess it depends from woman to woman but shaving other body parts can also have a positive effect on your sexlife

Jurgen I want to see where you got those #'s from lol.

i dont know what youre talking about jurg, the beard is a sure-fire poon trap for hipster girls.

yeah but he's married. wife's preferences win.

that's cuz hipster girls also don't shave...

lolz