jam is fruit related.

Kiwis >.>

"let's stay on topic this thread is here to praise the fruits we all love and adore!"

nice job saying this you are about to get off topic with a joke you hypocrite

"p.s. gurgi--thats the point of the joke...its actually a great opener for a group of girls/guys"

dude don't explain jokes to me k thnx.
and its not a good opener cuz its old as hell and unoriginal and at best will show that you have no creative if that is 'cool'

"as long as you have a buddy or two to laugh their asses off when you deliver the punch line"

are you saying i have no "buddies"

nothing wrong with having no buddies, whose job it is to laugh their asses off when you deliver lame punch lines.

potato ftw

tomato

pomato

blackberries