Oh, here's another reply that I just read and it cracks me up. So sorry about the caps in my responses, but its easier to read...


1. Delete this shit from my reviews.

I CHOSE TO USE YOUR REVIEW SPACE AND MANY PEOPLE'S REVIEW SPACE TO GET THE WORD OUT. WHILE MY PLACING IT IN YOUR REVIEW WAS NOT AN ACCUSATION OF YOU, IT NOW MAKES ME WONDER WHY YOU ARE CONCERNED? MY POST CLEARLY STATES THAT "THIS IS NOT A REVIEW OF THIS PLAYER" SO DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO HIDE?

2. Close the browser.
3. Switch off the computer.
4. Try to find a place where to buy the world's best beer - The Original Budweiser Budvar/Czechvar. Drink one or two.

DON'T TRY TO EDUCATE ME ON LIFE BUDDY. YOU SEEM TO BE "PROJECTING" WHAT SOMEBODY HAD ONCE ADVISED YOU TO DO. IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 15 FAMILY MEMBERS AND 22 REAL FRIENDS (3 CLOSE FRIENDS) THAT YOU COMMUNICATE AND PARTY WITH REGULARLY, THEN YOU WIN A GOLD.

5. Get a girlfriend.

I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR ROMEO SO THAT HE CAN FURTHER MY EDUCATION ON THE ART OF LOVE MAKING. DO YOU KNOW THE PRESSURE POINTS ON A WOMEN'S BODY THAT WILL BRING HER BACK INTO A MORE SENSITIVE STATE AFTER SHE HAS HAD HER SECOND ORGASM? THAT IS, SINCE LADIES AROUSAL LEVEL IS "LESSENED" AFTER HER SECOND ORGASM. DO YOU EXACTLY HOW TO HIT HER G-SPOT MOST EFFECTIVELY DURING INTERCOURSE SO THAT SHE BEGS FOR MORE?


6. Come back in a happy, mentally stabile mood.

STABILITY AND FOCUS ARE THE CORNERSTONES FOR A SUCCESSFUL COUNTER-INSURGENCY. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I ROLL.


7. Learn the basics of this game - according you to your stats you are hardly mediocre.

WELL, YOUR BASICS INVOLVE PGA AND OTHER METHODS OF CHEATING AS YOU DESCRIBE ON YOUR WALL. SO, I GUESS I WILL NEVER LEARN THE BASICS, YOU ASS.

8. Learn how to make friends here (it might even help you in the real life).

I HAVE RESPECT FOR MANY PEOPLE HERE. AND IN MY WORLD, MY FRIENDS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO I TALK WITH EVERY AND INTERACT WITH EVERY DAY OF MY REAL LIFE. I DON'T RELY ON VIRTUAL FRIENDS AS MY CORE PEEPS LIKE YOU.

9. If you at this point still feel a need to be good in this game, play 300-400 games/month, learn how to chat and send subtle signals during the game.

YOU PREACHING TO THE CHOIR ON THIS ONE, YOU ASS.

It's fairly easy to get to top 25 in this game and if you really put some effort into it, top 10 is not that hard too. There are not many people who take the game so seriously, the competition is not too big if you really want to succeed. What happens among those 10 players is usually just matter of skill and will and reputation then.

I'VE BEEN IN THE TOP 25 TWICE MORON. AGAIN, YOUR PREACHING TO THE CHOIR.

But you are not there by far. So stop screaming here before you learn to play at least as good as the people you accuse. With +/- 17% of 1sts you will always suck.


IF BEING +/- 17% IN FIRST IS DONE BY PLAYING FAIR. SO BE IT. SAY THAT I SUCK. THAT'S YOUR RIGHT. BUT IF YOU ASSUME THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN I BECAUSE YOU CHEAT, THAN YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER LOST SOUL.

PEACE OUT FELLOW K-WARRIORS!

hilarious.
favorite part so far:
the pleasing the woman/finding gspot challenge

why so much anger froggy man?

1. No sense of humour.

2. I find it hilarious you read a teenage magazines to "KNOW THE PRESSURE POINTS ON A WOMEN'S BODY THAT WILL BRING HER BACK INTO A MORE SENSITIVE STATE AFTER SHE HAS HAD HER SECOND ORGASM".

3. "IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 15 FAMILY MEMBERS" Oh Jesus! Are you being bullied by all of them?

4. "STABILITY AND FOCUS ARE THE CORNERSTONES FOR A SUCCESSFUL COUNTER-INSURGENCY". Caps lock is surely a sign of sanity.

5. "MY POST CLEARLY STATES THAT "THIS IS NOT A REVIEW OF THIS PLAYER"". So maybe you should not put it among... reviews?

6. I'VE BEEN IN THE TOP 25 TWICE MORON. AGAIN, YOUR PREACHING TO THE CHOIR." Yeah, you managed to get 21st after 916 games played. How impressive! Even that number alone should make you to find a medical help.

7. "IF YOU ASSUME THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN I BECAUSE YOU CHEAT, THAN YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER LOST SOUL." No. I assume I'm better than you because I'm average while you are lame. Who would cheat in order to get 88th as me the last month? Maybe a nazi. Or some loser who plays 916 games in order to get 21st.



=> Ergo, I don't need to be Freud to recognize you have serious mental problems.


BTW Shev, you are totally wrong, Budweiser Budvar is the best balanced lager in the world, it's just brilliant. Come to CZ some day, I'll convince you. :)

replying to this babble is too easy. and since the Bears finally won a football game, my insanity level has reduced.

I am truly insane and heavily medicated and I can be dangerous at times. The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. (now hopefully that disclosure relieves my mental instability fans from further provocations)


1. No sense of humour.

read above ass

2. I find it hilarious you read a teenage magazines to "KNOW THE PRESSURE POINTS ON A WOMEN'S BODY THAT WILL BRING HER BACK INTO A MORE SENSITIVE STATE AFTER SHE HAS HAD HER SECOND ORGASM".

All my accounts and questions come from 1st hand experience. If you have done better than the Penthouse 1986 pet of the month, Junior, than I will bow down to your manliness. Back in 1985, Sue and I lived in the same dorm tower at NIU. She was just starting her modeling career back then. But I won't bore you with the details. But I will say, she loved scratching my back deeply while we screwed.

3. "IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 15 FAMILY MEMBERS" Oh Jesus! Are you being bullied by all of them?

my extended family moron. 4 siblings and the rest cousins, aunts and uncles.

4. "STABILITY AND FOCUS ARE THE CORNERSTONES FOR A SUCCESSFUL COUNTER-INSURGENCY". Caps lock is surely a sign of sanity.

if you read my last post moron, i wanted my words to stand out. i never shout.

5. "MY POST CLEARLY STATES THAT "THIS IS NOT A REVIEW OF THIS PLAYER"". So maybe you should not put it among... reviews?

people read reviews. noobs who need to be aware rarely read the forum. so your ad space is more valuable than any forum.


6. I'VE BEEN IN THE TOP 25 TWICE MORON. AGAIN, YOUR PREACHING TO THE CHOIR." Yeah, you managed to get 21st after 916 games played. How impressive! Even that number alone should make you to find a medical help.

I learned the game that month. and i help people learn now.


7. "IF YOU ASSUME THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN I BECAUSE YOU CHEAT, THAN YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER LOST SOUL." No. I assume I'm better than you because I'm average while you are lame. Who would cheat in order to get 88th as me the last month? Maybe a nazi. Or some loser who plays 916 games in order to get 21st.

well, i had 75th locked last month, but decided to do some fun "targeted attacks" on a few that I admire on this site. how i place means nothing. i could care less.

and now i want to be "slammed" for typing mostly in lower case with improper capitalation in this post. Since you and the other morons have nothing else stronger to base any solid argument upon.

=> Ergo, I don't need to be Freud to recognize you have serious mental problems.

read above, i am insane.

BTW Shev, you are totally wrong, Budweiser Budvar is the best balanced lager in the world, it's just brilliant. Come to CZ some day, I'll convince you. :)

just like half of the immature cheating punks on this site, nobody knows beer. Try Spaten, Guinness on tap, or Fat Tire.

Peace out fellow K-warriors!

Make a Youtube Video complaining about kdice

I noticed that I left out Sue's big month. I believe it was January or February of '86. We had already went out separate ways by then. But it was fun while it lasted. In the words of Bob Seager, "I used her, she used me, we were getting our share"

ok, I wanted to reply to some of your statements DDDY

"wanted to address this mis-information/ denial post by loser #163. So I just re-posted his useless take on things and decided to set things straight."

gl, I don't know why you assume I am a looser but have fun.


"this Is my bet of what happend;
DDDY had some bad experience in the past, he might have been lucky enough to encounter perhaps a select few cheaters. and then decided that if they do it, all players finishing higher than that does it. "

I admit this statment was abit too negative



I know that the methods you describe here is NOT the most time efficent ways of cheating. at least not if you are one of the "titans of kdice".

IN REALITY, EFFICIENCY IS DEPENDENT ON THE LEVEL OF EACH LOSER'S ABILITY TO CHEAT. AND THE TITS HAVE USED AIM FOREVER ASS.

Efficency = effect/time used (or effort).

If I where to cheat, why would I use use energy to do Ip attacks, set up IM, proxying or set up a team for 3 players, when there are far easier methods (with simular effects) that are in the grey area?


-A steady PGA requires too much commitment from all the parties. It is far better to make sure that most players on the top levels choose to play you nice. This is fairly easily done.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AT ALL ASS. WHEN YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE, THAT IS A COMMITMENT IN ITSELF. ALL FRIENDS HAVE TO DO IS BE FRIENDS AND THATS ALL THE WORK THAT IS INVOLVED.

Steady PGA = same 2-5 players always playing together as a team. They don't need to be RL friends. I would never team up with my 3 RL friends that play here, because they suck at this game.


- noone uses IMs to cheat. there is no real need for outside communication when you PGA, all you need to do is to agree on a goal, and then pursue it. this works the same way as a silent truce.

AS REPORTED BY AT LEAST 12 OF THE MOST RAMPANT CHEATERS ON THIS SITE IM HAS BEEN USED FOREVER ASS. WHILE NOT USED BY ALL, IT IS USED BY MANY.

my point is again, why would you do it when it is inefficent? you could just as easily agreebeforhand, and if the team both understand the game you would not need any comuniation during the game.


- proxy cheating is only good if you don't make friends, or suck at playing.

PROXY IS USED AND IT IS EFFECTED. THE MOST LONELY AND OBNOXIOUS PRICKS RELY ON IT.

you just confirmed my point.



- IP attacks, lol never happens. the only previous mod that plays actively is fiero600.

IP ATTACKS ARE EASIER THAN YOU THINK ASS. AND WHILE NOBODY CAN PROVE ANY ONE ATTACK 100%, IF YOU THINK IT NEVER HAPPENS, THEN YOU ARE IGNORANT.

most people have dynamic IP addresses, that means it will change every time they log on. you need to be able to get the adress and then press home an attack during the game. do you really have the energy to do that?

my point still stands there are easier ways, like posting a certain link that makes you kill your browser.


- there have really been alot of threads on this site on how the "titans" manipulate newcomers, and non-established players on the top levels. DDDY you REALLY don't know how easy it can be. all you need to do is to chat in the correct way, and do a random act of kindness. and now you have a person that will help you in the next 5-10 games you play with him/her, without giving anything in return.

YOU ARE RE-ITERATING MY POINT HERE. SO WHY RE-STATE THE OBVIOUS? YOU JUST DESCRIBED RULE # IN CHEATING, YOU ASS.

There Is real difference here, I am alowed to manipulate the shit out of a player in the chat. This is the same as lying is alowed. really not cheating to use other people. often in this idea, you will use the new player agaist other players and have him sacrefice him for you, without ever paying back. I don't do this it feels dishonest.



- ever heard of a countertruce? this is why there is barely any steady pgas on the top levels. the only pgas that are there are the newcomers, but the get pged to death pretty quickly and have to stop playing, seen this happen before.

A COUNTER-TRUCE WORKS EFFECTIVELY WHEN PEOPLE ARE OBVIOUSLY TRUCED. BUT WHEN PATHETIC LOSERS CHEAT BY PGA, THEIR TRUCE IS NOT ALWAYS APPARENT EARLY ON. THAT'S THE POINT TO THEIR PGA YOU ASS.

lol you have never seen how fast a countertruce is called on the higher tables, usually they look like hawks for ANYTHING resembeling a truce and call counter in round 2-5. some people calls countertruce in 60-90% of their games. whenever a counter is called that means that the entire table is set in teams. usually 3-5 v 2. sometimes people will all agree on teams in round 4-10. point is that pga cheatins is really difficult on higher tables, when the "titans" are there. this behaviour is some of the reasons they have become the "titans". they will deal harsly with any sign of cheating, or a truce that they are not a part of.

- top players follow a sort of etiquette, it is the only way to stay on top for a long time, if you don't follow this other players will kill you because they don't trust you. (it is not a set etiquette but it is there)

THE ETIQUETTE UP TOP IS SIMPLE. EITHER YOUR PART OF THE ALLIANCE OR YOUR NOT. IF YOU SO DARE TO KIL ONE OF THESE PRICKS IN ANY ONE GAME, YOU BECOME A PGE. THAT IN OF ITSELF IS SO WEAK. AND THIS GOES ON CONSTANTLY. SO NOBODY CAN "PLAY THE GAME" WITHOUT BEING THREATENED BY THE MORONS PGE. HEY ASS, WHEN SOMEBODY KILLS ME, I RESPECT THAT DECISION. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S THE FUCKING GAME. KILL OR BE KILLED.


Etiquette;
-don't backstab
-don't PGA
-don't behave like a dick in the chat
-don't whine
-don't accuse random people of pga (I cannot tell you how many times I have truced a guy (I never met before) in the chat, and gotten accused of PGA)
-don't attack every player on the table, talk in the chat
-do epic one-hit attempts and connects from time to time
-know that it is only a game.
-don't whine, this is important
-be mature
-stand by your words
-say what you mean to do (like I flag to purp, but for no less than 3rd)
-use the chat it is there for a reason
-don't do unreasoned PGEs
-don't PGE

YOU, MY FRIEND ARE TERRIBLE AT RUNNING PROPAGANDA THREADS TO DIS-CREDIT THE TRUTH.

I am not doing propaganda, I have been playing there alot without PGA, even tried to teach newcomers that are playing there, tell them how it is done. Like it or not but there is a social aspect of this game.

PEACE OUT FELLOW WARRIORS!

lol internet.

I have to poop