KANEDA_Z ...has spent 700 hours playing kdice...he loses 1 game...500 level...and uses the N word and the F word within 5 sentences of each other...he may be my new vote for saddest player on kdice...

Nobody cares but you. Hey, didn't you say you are leaving?

this is the most ridiculous post i've ever read. don't waste your time reading it. Here's the summary:

Karsten_4130 believes he/she makes the most of his/her every second and never plays anything to blow off steam. Money is mentioned, but what s/he fails to realize is that those things take a LOT of energy, and most people do not want to exhaust themselves to that extreme of a level (working all 16 hours of being awake).

Hell, most of the people who play this DO have daytime jobs, or DO go to school and get their degrees. This is just what they do to unwind, and sometimes, (in my case), to slack off while doing their 'college degree' homework.

I do agree that this community can be very 'toxic', but there are also good people on here. Hell, anywhere you go there's going to be drama and fighting. Especially in the real world events you listened. Going to the beach - not always fun. I fucking hate getting stung by jellyfish. Women - HUGE MONEY SINK! HUGE TIME SINK! Talk about something not worth your time. Unless this person you meet is fucking stellar, and makes you feel like $1million, what's the point of wasting all that time (except for some great sex hopefully)

Anyway, GL with that whole 'idealism' approach. Soon you'll be right back down w/ all the realists.

Thanks Karsten, 5.000 games on that account - you forget to count the alts and the time I spend posting and reading the forum. I am good!

I am congratulating myself for working of frustration here by flaming some people who hopefully have a life and don't care much rather than beating up people or crashing cars or becoming an alcoholic. I shall continue doing so.

If it makes you feel good, go on explaining to me how I should live my life. I can take this load to help you stand yours easily. You are welcome.

Interesting aspect I just found scrolling through CaptainLager's reviews:

captainLAGER has played 5903 games. At an average of 22 minutes per game he has spent 2164 hours playing kdice, not including the time he spends posting crap like this on the forum. Had he strapped on his cardboard hat and worked for Mickey Dees at a bodacious $9.00 per hour, he could have earned almost $20,000. Unfortunately, all he earned was 16 useless trophies and a "ha ha ha" from me. Have a gooder man. Again, take my advice - SHUT OFF YOUR COMPUTER. GET A HAIRCUT. GO TO THE GYM. MOVE OUT OF MOM'S BASEMENT. LIVE A LITTLE. SHEEEEEEESH.
CIovinator on Thursday June 18, 2009


So, this kind of Stats seem to be a Clov-idea. Somebody living out his shizophrenia here? Karsten copying his primary target? Interesting in any case!

Plot for new David Lynch movie.

Hey Karsten. What about those of us that play the majority of KDice while we are AT OUR JOBS. That means we get paid to play KDice. What do you think of that? Are we losers devoting hours of hour life to have fun in our spare time on the job?


It appears that somebody has some anger issues. Karsten, sit on this couch right here bud. Tell me about your childhood. What was your father like when you were growing up?

The better question would be "How long were you showering with your father?", Thrax.

THRAXLE - anybody who plays kdice while at work is a thief. They are getting paid to screw their boss (who, as it happens, is the same person who writes their paycheck, pays their rent, gives them food and the money for their foul habits at home). Serious THRAXLE, you just showed you are a LIAR and a THIEF and have nothing in terms of loyalty to your company or your boss or anything else in this world. Your sad sense of morality makes me cry...

You're jealousy is almost as laughable as your anger.

What if I told you I work within 15 feet of the President and both Vice Presidents of my company? What if I told you I'm more than able to accomplish all my work while playing games of KDice sporadically throughout the day? What if I told you I'm one of the more valued employees in my entire office? My guess is that you won't believe any of that since you've already called me a liar and a theif, but the good news for me is that I don't really give a fuck what you think. I just enjoy making people like you waste their time arguing with me for my own enjoyment.

Please respond to this post. I need a good laugh today.