Oh, and my icon is a artists rendition of Clovinator...it is what you will look like if you hang around KD for another 6 months. YOU. The person who plays Kdice... YOU. The person who's reading this post...will look like my icon...except with a bag of chips in one hand and Monster Energy Drink in the other (to make you feel like the man you used to be!!!!)

SADDEST RUNNER UP - ASURIAN - has already spent 196 hours in kdice and has only been here a handful of months. He is well on his way to becoming like his hero...CLOVINATOR. 1/5th of the way to becoming a dredge. Please Assurian, come to your senses. Go outside, taste the sun, hit the gym and nuke your belly, meet some girls and have fun. Seriously, anyone reading this should turn off their computer. Games like these appeal to dopamine response like drugs...lead to addiction.

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

ANOTHER SAD ACCIDENT AT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD - DOYKE - 2331 games - over 775 hours at the kdice computer screen watching pixels dance while angry peeps rant about PGA and PGE and TROPHIES and other things that will matter not when you are dead...heck, they won't even matter in 3 months... SAD SAD SAD

we all know we are wasting our time here, so quitting is always a good idea. however i think your life should make you quit kdice. if you are busy enough you just wont have the time for this game.

and btw, 20 minutes a game is way too high. especially at lower tables games dont take more then 10 minutes and getting 7th can take less then a minute.

but who cares! gl on those better horizons!

bump, since this just got spammed away by a retard

i think he is done spamming now.

The question is, what did these people do to poor Karsten to have him scroll through their stats and sum up the number of games? This is an even sadder waste of time, since you can't even communicate while treating the pocket calculator.

I do feel for you Karsten. I hope you'll find some professional help because I think you seriously need it.

If you are still reading, feel free to tell me my totals as well.

Funny. As soon as there are complaints against players who spent an insane amount of time on kdice, Louis always feels addressed and becomes all bitchy.

Seems like someone is having a guilty consciense... :-)

Louis Cypher (another person who is epic at wasting their life) tells me I must have a lot of time on my hands because I take 1 minute to add up how much life 3 people have wasted on kdice. I AM TAKING 1 MINUTE TO HELP THESE PEOPLE. Now I'm taking another minute to help Louis Cypher, who, as it happens, has played...drum roll please...OVER 5000 GAMES OF KDICE...which translates into about 1700 hours...enough time to finish 1 year toward a degree, earn about $50,000, earn an award for volunteer of the year or something else that benefits mankind. Sure, you got trophies dude, but do you have the love and respect of living breathing human beings that live around you. Sure, criticize me for taking a minute, but you laid down 1700 hours at the altar of kdice. That's almost a worshipful amount - more than most pastor's spend praying. Here's a man who has made kdice his God and flaming other people his job and devotion. When you are on your deathbed, about to face judgment by a living God, my guess is that you won't wish you had played more kdice. I believe that you will wish you had played less online games and spent more time with your family, friends, children, neighbors and the eternity you are about to face...