Thrax wins the joke contest

negative, it is a scientific fact that you cant have black skin...even "burple ppl are not technically black.

oh rly johnson, but nobody here is talking about black by scientific definition.


and Thrax...






i dont get it

Just some thoughts:

a) I can't recall mankind agreeing on one president nor electing it. It is just the Americans mistaking their country for the universe another time. So no wonder air control still don't have to deal with pigs - unless you want to offend some pilots...

b) Swine Flu is the best commercial ever. Come on, more people are killed by traffic or a normal flu every year. 500 persons infected in all of Mexico, approximately 12 in Germany - this is a joke and not an epidemic. Even if you get this so called dangerous disease, it is not very deadly. But it helps selling Tamiflu (or whatever it is called) and probably this is the reason it is pushed in the news - the sales were down.

c) I don't get Thraxl either.

lol @ purple people

"It is just the Americans mistaking their country for the universe another time."

lolz

Just some thoughts:

a) I can't recall mankind agreeing on one president nor electing it, nor can I recall an American in this thread saying the world elected Obama. It is just non-Americans thinking that we called our country the center of the universe, when really no one said anything like that.

b) Swine Flu is the best commercial ever. Come on, more people are killed by traffic or a normal flu every year. This is true, but considering there isn't a drug that cures traffic accidents that doesn't really apply. The common flu, on the other hand, is fairly predictable and easily diagnosed; the common person probably doesn't know what swine flu looks like, but they know what the common flu looks like. 4,298 cases in the United States alone, according to the CDC, probably 7,000 or so worldwide, maybe more, who knows. Not to mention it still hasn't really started in Europe or Asia yet. It's not a pandemic, but it might be, so I would take it seriously. Even if you get this so called dangerous disease, it is not very deadly, thought it kills 1/100 that get it. If it hit everyone worldwide you're looking at 67,000,000 deaths, and that's probably on the low end if you factor in countries with lots of people or poor medical care. But it helps selling Tamiflu (or whatever it is called) and probably this is the reason it is pushed in the news - the sales were down.

i dont give a fuck about a) or b), dude.

whats up with c)! i dont get it!

enlighten me america! im a fool from the old world!

wait a minute, C is about me!!!!

and wait another minute, I think the United States really IS the center of the universe. I'm also arrogant, and rich, just like the rest of us here in the U.S. Oh, and we all really hate Europeans and Asians. And btw, men wearing speedos is gross. And American football is > SOCCER..............and yes it's called soccer, not futbol. As a matter of fact, baseball and basketball are both > soccer too.

Any other questions???




Didn't that sound silly Louis?

>Any other questions???

very funny thrax. nice try to make me ask again for explaining that probably not even funny joke of yours and make me look like a total fool. im not gonna fall for it! but feel free to tell me anyways...