By moondust the kdice prophet
(and heavily inspired by wikipedia's description of the Book of Job
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Job)



The Book of Fiero600


There was an extremely pious kdice mod named Fiero. He was very high luck % and had seventhousand sons, and threehundred daughters (the kdice community). Constantly fearing that his sons may have PGAd and "cursed Ryan in their hearts" he habitually banned them as a pardon for their sins.
The angels of heaven (literally, the Hebrew word translated as "Angels" means "the cabal") and Satan (literally, the Hebrew word means "the accuser" or "montecarlo") present themselves to Ryan. Ryan asks montecarlo his opinion on Fiero, apparently a truly pious man. Montecarlo answers that Fiero is only pious because he is a mod. In response to montecarlo's assertion, Ryan gives montecarlo permission to destroy Fiero's luck and the luck of his friends (Johnson’s alts).
All of Fiero's luck is destroyed and all of his mod powers are killed. Fiero does not curse God after this but instead shaves his head, tears his clothes and says "Naked I came out of my mother's womb, and naked shall I return: Lord Ryan has given, and Lord Ryan has taken away; blessed be the name of Lord Ryan".
As Fiero endures the low luck without reproaching Ryan’s power, Montecarlo solicits permission to shrink Fiero’s luck to 40% per game, and Ryan says, "Behold he is in your hand, but don’t touch his life." Montecarlo, therefore, smites him with dreadful starts and extremely low luck, and Fiero, seated at those tables, scrapes his skin with broken pottery. His mom prompts him to "curse Ryan, and die" and Fiero answers:


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