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would someone more feminine than me please explain the logic?
montecarlo wrote
at 11:35 AM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT
so my wife makes me clean up all kinds of stuff around the house yesterday. her reason: the maid is coming to clean the house tomorrow.

i mean, i understand the idea of hiring a maid to clean the house once a month so that we can keep up appearances to all our guests that we keep a clean house.

but whats the point of me cleaning up last second before the maid appears... so i can keep up the appearance to the cleaning service that we don't really need them that much?

im tellin yall, when you pwn someones uterus, their hormonal logic all goes to shit.

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jurgen wrote
at 6:13 AM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT
On topic again: why do maids always have to look ugly in order to be te right choice. We had the choice once between a desently looking 25 year old cleaning lady and an ugly 41 year old lady. Guess what, my wife was convinsed the older lady was far more experienced and would probably clean better.

I almost had her convinsed to take the younger lady but my last stupid argument cost me the win. I said the younger one obviously knew how to take care of her own body better than the older lady so chances were good she would also take better care of our house. I had been careful up until then but somehow that last move convinsed her I thought the younger lady looked kinda hot.

Somehow the same logic applies to secretaries. Apparently older+ugly+experienced >>> young+hot+enthousiastic to learn new stuff
Thraxle wrote
at 7:30 AM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT
Monte, your first error is trying to make sense OR understand what a woman thinks and wants. Obviously she wants you to clean up before you spend your hard earned money to pay for someone to clean up. If that doesn't make sense, I suggest you watch Dr. Phil a little more often. Otherwise, just clean up your fucking mess and make Monte's Hot Wife happy!
Monte's Hot Baby wrote
at 9:04 AM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT
Just clean the damn house already. Also, please change my diaper.

I think when the MTT starts we should pga. It would be a great father-son bonding moment.
habit1 wrote
at 6:22 PM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT
i say 5v4 her ftw!
probabler wrote
at 9:34 PM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT
...but this would be unfair:PGA
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