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would someone more feminine than me please explain the logic?
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montecarlo wrote
at 11:35 AM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT
so my wife makes me clean up all kinds of stuff around the house yesterday. her reason: the maid is coming to clean the house tomorrow.
i mean, i understand the idea of hiring a maid to clean the house once a month so that we can keep up appearances to all our guests that we keep a clean house. but whats the point of me cleaning up last second before the maid appears... so i can keep up the appearance to the cleaning service that we don't really need them that much? im tellin yall, when you pwn someones uterus, their hormonal logic all goes to shit. |
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jurgen wrote
at 12:00 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT OK I am not really more feminine than you but I had the same problem so let me just help you out...
This is just one of the typical husband/wife mind games. It's just one of her strategies to keep you well under her control. She just wants to be able to boss you around whenever she wants. If you agree to this demand, she will have absolute power over you in an estimated 3,4 years. You are lucky you have good bargening/diplomacy skills or I would have only given you 1,2 years tops! Trust me, you are slowly being submitted to her absolute power...slave boy. Now that she gave birth to your son, her mind control power over you will only increase more. Soon you will be asking permission to go out for 2 beers (you promised not to have 3 or it will be the last time you are allowed to go out alone) with your friends (once in a month max and only with friends she approves of) So my advice: do what she asks, there is no point in revolting (save that for kdice), you will have to clean and do stuff for her your entire life. I hope I didn't sound to negative...just remember you are doing all this because you love her and in the hope of sex once in a while ;-) P.S.: I found a way to avoid the cleaning before the cleaning lady comes but I am saving that valuable information for myself for now... good luck talking your way out of that part. |
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ChristianSoldier wrote
at 12:19 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT Somewhere around the house she is hiding a detailed husband project plan. You should find it and give us a heads up on when kdice will no longer be allowed for you.
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 2:09 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT jurgen's wrong.
I bet you were picking up all the crap around the house so that the maid could vacuum and dust and clean. shit like that. |
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JDizzle787 wrote
at 4:18 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT She might think it would be a nice gesture to the maid to clean up a bit yourself, just so you don't appear to be total slobs. How much did you have to clean? Was it just organizing things or something else?
Maybe you're just lazy :) |
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ChristianSoldier wrote
at 4:50 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT Possibly there was so much junk piled up against the doors that the maid couldn't get in the house. If the maid can't get in the house then he/she can't do her job, right? Are you sure that's not what your wife was thinking?
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Johnson213 wrote
at 8:40 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT this is entertainment to read
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moondust wrote
at 10:16 PM, Thursday September 25, 2008 EDT OMG, I think Jurgen is right!!!
My advice: Make a truce with the maid and your baby and 3v1 your wife!!! Otherwise, you would have to flag to her. Btw: I think a revolt would mean divorce...so don't even think about it. :O |
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mr Kreuzfeld wrote
at 4:46 AM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT jurgen i have a way to clean up before the maid comes, HIRE ANOTHER MAIN. then they can go 2v2 on dirt and garbage/untidiness
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mr Kreuzfeld wrote
at 4:47 AM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT *HIRE ANOTHER MAID* sigh TYPO
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jurgen wrote
at 5:54 AM, Friday September 26, 2008 EDT mr Kreuzfeld: *HIRE ANOTHER MAN* sigh TYPO
well...there is nothing wrong with you if you want to get in touch with your bisexual feelings kreuz, just go for it! Who knows, maybe the wife will be into it as well? |