Characters: Pierce (jpc4p) - a very promising young Jedi knight, who, unfortunately, is a total drunk.
Muka'poo (mikeypoo) - 1 of the 3 last Jedi Masters, who are still alive and belong to the Jedi Counsel. He's very old, but very wise and still powerful.
Cody (Comik) - A young but extremely wise and powerful Jedi master, who keeps hi's cool in almost any situation.
Angela (fishnetangel) - The only female Jedi who has ever been in Jedi Counsel. She's still young, but was wise enough to herself into the Counsel.
Stacy (Stacy) - Stacy was one of the Jedi students, but after an incident with Pierce she turned to the dark side and now serves one of the Sith Lords.


- Damnit Pierce, get the out of your bed now, - Jedi Master Muka'poo yelled. – I'm so disappointed. You were suppose to cleanse the universe of the siths and become a great Jedi knight. You had so much potential and....
Muka'poo starts to cry and his voice becomes weak:
- But all you can do is party most of the night and be totally wasted in the morning. I will have to report this to the Jedi Counsel.
The Jedi Master leaves, but you can still hear his old body walk slowly through the Jedi Enclave. Pierce can feel huge disappointment floating in the air.
"Well, at least yesterday was fun. I drank a lot and found those girls and… Ugh, my head hurts... Must remember.... I think I'll sleep for 5 more minutes..." Pierce fall's asleep.

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- …So with great sorrow I have to say that Pierce failed me once again, - sighed Muka'poo.
- I think we have overrated him. Maybe he's not the chosen one, - Jedi Master Cody said carefully. - Pierce is beating all other students in his class in both light saber fighting and use of the force, but he's totally careless and he misuses his powers.
- You mean like that time when he used the force to force Stacy to go out with him, - laughed Jedi Mistress Angela. - Wait, why are you looking at me like that? You think that's not funny. Ok, I will shut up (you could hear how Angela sighed).
- Who did ever let a woman to come to Jedi Counsel?! - Muka'poo was not joking. - See what's she doing?! I just want to get my light saber out and throw it at her!
- Stop it you fools. We are the last 3 of Jedi Counsel. We will restore it, but first we have to prepare Pierce and others for the trip. I sense a dark power coming here...

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- Pierce, drop that bottle of gurgan and pack your stuff. DONT DRINK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY, - sighed Muka'poo. - I said drop it…
Muka'poo lost his patience and used Force Push against Pierce. Pierce lost his balance, dropped the bottle (which shattered in to many pieces) and fell on the floor.
- Master, I can't get up. My head hurts...
You should have heard how loud the Jedi Master sighed.
- Pierce, I have no idea how such a noble and talented man could give a seed for such a pathetic excuse for a Jedi. Just go our starship fast and I'll take your stuff.

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After that incident everything went well and Jedi's left after 2 hours.
A voice floated somewhere not that far away :
- You escaped again, but I will catch you, you pathetic Jedi's...