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Alt's Manifesto
Cascanueces wrote
at 5:34 PM, Friday June 20, 2008 EDT
A few days ago I was reading the forums and I found that nuflis was commanding one of his alts to shut up (http://www.kdice.com/discussion/topics/44761414). The worst part is he not just commanded him to shut up, but also used bad manners and was becoming offensive (wasn't nuflis a nice guy? heh). That was just lame and Major Tom didn't deserved it. It's not the first time I've seen such behaviour from the main accounts to the alts: ignoring, insulting, manipulating, using them like kleenex.

But that's been enough. We are tired, we are sick of the main accounts sitting with all their mates and enjoying the kglory with all their .png medals, their fans, their reviews, their wall... When do you guys remember us? when you are on a losing streak with your main, when you wanna have fun at 0/100/500 tables because you are tired about all the 10kpolitics, when you wanna PGE someone whilst keeping your anonymity, when you wanna PGA your mates without tarnish to your reputation, when you wanna take a rest from the competitive kdice and want to play a month "just for fun". You use us to post in the forums preserving the anonymity of your anonymous account. You especially use us when you wanna talk shit. You use us when you are banned, but...

We are banned for you, we lose points for you, we aren't allowed to get friends, you share our login info with your fellows. IS IT FAIR? GOD DAMN, TELL ME IF THAT SHIT IS FAIR?

OF COURSE IT ISN'T.

So here is the Alt's Manifesto:


1/ We are the alts, we are probably the 60% of this community, we are Cascanueces, Maryland, RageUnleashed, Bahaduras, Nightstalker, Suicide Noobs, Jurgen Plan B, kamikaze (put your main here), Forum Allstar, [classified], Asshat, coldwar, monte's hot baby, 99999th Mike, Ph-, stopcheating, Muffin Top and thousand of others. (I won't mention here murti's alts BECAUSE HE TREATS ALL HIS ALTS WITH RESPECT).

2/ We, the alt accounts of kdice, wanna have our rights recognized. This includes: the right to achieve a medal, the right to have our own friends, the right to have cool avatars, the right to blame fiero for everything that is wrong, the right to worry about our points.

3/ We, the alt accounts of kdice HAVE FEELINGS: we don't want everyone playing us, we like to win, even if one of the main's friends is playing, we don't like to PGE a guy who was an asshole to the main.

4/ We, the alt accounts of kdice, DEMAND RESPECT.

5/ We, the alt accounts of kdice, ASK FOR RECOGNITION: we wanna have a mod (advisor?), we wanna have a contributor, we wanna be members.

Nuff said.

Signed / Cascanueces

P.S.: Maryland, Rage, Muffin, Baha and classy have their medals, so they'll be our leaders. WE BOW TO YOU KINGS/QUEENS OF THE ALTS.

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RR Generator wrote
at 8:47 AM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
/signed

Hi fodder69!
PlumbersAssCrack wrote
at 3:30 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
/Signed cheeks holding pen...
Lawyer Fodder wrote
at 4:25 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
I represent the lawfirm Fodder, Fodder, and Fodder. We would like to take on this case pro bono. WE WILL FIGHT FOR ALT SUFFRAGE!! WE WILL WIN!!
lesplaydices wrote
at 4:25 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
/signed
Monitor_Monitor wrote
at 4:30 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
COME ON PGA MONITOR, SIGN HERE IF YOU ARE A MAN.

/SIGNED
Mother Fodder wrote
at 4:51 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
I love all my children.
/signed
GobbIeMonster wrote
at 5:16 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
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Judas∅ wrote
at 5:44 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
/signed

PS. what is an alt?
The Psychiatrist wrote
at 6:23 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
Hmmmmm, interesting thoughts.

/ Signed.
Kamikaze Sophie wrote
at 6:58 PM, Sunday June 22, 2008 EDT
SIGNED.
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