Wait, then, what was that thing with monte? I'm so confused. What were you two doing with the mime and the gerbils?

Point 1: That was Monte's HOT WIFE. Not monte. you can ask her.

Point 2: I didn't say I didn't get freaky.

It's true, he does get freaky.

You do know monte's hot wife is an alt, right? You really don't want me to tell you who that really was. It would make your eyes bleed.

Although you're probably having similar symptoms in other places at this point...

we sent the mime to your house to act out the scene for you. apparently hes in the bedroom with your wife while youre kdicing. its amazing what you can do with gerbils these days.

HONEY, EAT MORE MEAT. BABY NEEDS PROTEIN.

MHW has been leading a double-life all along. I'm aware.

It's not so much the bleeding as the other painful sort of emissions, Verm. But at least something still comes out for me.



How was that vasectomy, anyway?

God, this thread is awesome. it reminds me of the time we thought verm was cool before we realized that he really was from vermont, and wasnt just making fun of that state.

monte, stop hijacking our thread.

The vasectomy was great. Although it will be tough not spreading little hippy colonies world-wide now.

stop hijacking our thread. jeez you're like kdicefreakIlovekdicestodeathOMG