i see your mildly funny youtube clip, and raise you an actually funny one.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdrQS6bpfjE

i reraise a sheep crash.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-o1acEJFJA

all demetri martin...

'if i ever saw an amputee being hanged, i would just yell out letters.'

'the other day i was on the street and i saw a friend of mine i hadnt seen in years; a guy named dean. we went to high school together. the last time i had seen him was like five years earlier when dean and i were doing a roofing job together on top of a forty story building. he started talking crazy that day and he goes, 'i cant take it man,' and he got up on the ledge and he jumped. and just as he jumped i looked down and i saw that trampoline emporium was having a sidewalk sale that day. dean landed right on one of the trampolines and bounced forty stories, right up to where i was standing. and just as he floated up to me he said, 'i think all of your joke premises are contrived and hard to believe.' and that pissed me off.'

'i used to compete in sports a lot. but then i realized you can buy trophies. now im good at everything!'

(the last one reminded me of something kdice, but i forget what...)

my first sheep crash, that's fucking hilarious, what a dumb animal