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Funny kdice one liners!
Awesomeness! wrote
at 8:02 AM, Thursday February 14, 2008 EST
BatmanDan: this tables name is like a gay porno with robots

referring to the table 2500 "ipuf"

made me laugh

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simjon wrote
at 8:15 PM, Friday February 15, 2008 EST
just for clarification,my comment was made in a general conversation about Chris0123s avatar, that's a damn fine ass!
I know, I'm a perve. But you all looked too.
Awesomeness! wrote
at 3:34 AM, Saturday February 16, 2008 EST
"you roll worse than a fat chick on a harley!"
eImstreet wrote
at 5:32 AM, Saturday February 16, 2008 EST
CuteKittens: if i knew where to find u, i would come to u and smash ur head in with a brick

While there is nothing funny about threatening physical violence over a game (especially when CuteKittens also threatened to kill my family, rape my mom and made hateful, racist remarks against my grandparents and all Japanese people), I found this particular one-liner funny coming from someone called CuteKittens.

While the psychotic rage was sad and creepy, I found it amusing that a cute kitten's lethal weapon of choice would be, of *all* things, a brick.

Later in the chat:

CuteKittens: give me ur address
CuteKittens: so i can come and kill you
CuteKittens: i will travel
CuteKittens: to kill you

So, there's a kitten out there with a brick (!) who will travel to kill me?

If KDice players were TV shows, the one about CuteKittens would *have* to be called:

"Have Brick - Will Travel"

This happened in December, by the way. I am *still* waiting for an angry kitten to show up at my doorstep with a brick. ;)
eramus wrote
at 6:29 AM, Saturday February 16, 2008 EST
My favorite is (and all variations):

"Im quitting this game!"
"Im never playing this game again!"
"Im finished with this game!"

My second favorite is:
"I hate this game!"
"Fuck this game!"
"This game sucks"

Usually both sayings go hand in hand :)
Sophalis wrote
at 8:08 AM, Saturday February 16, 2008 EST
(after a (false) accusation of PGA)

pga accuser: idiots always come in and ruin the best times

sunvic: yeah, like your dad when he walked in on me and your mum


brilliant.
Vermont wrote
at 12:37 PM, Saturday February 16, 2008 EST
"Hi Sophie!"
dasfury wrote
at 7:56 AM, Monday February 18, 2008 EST
Truce me im das.
Awesomeness! wrote
at 8:15 AM, Monday February 18, 2008 EST
lol @ verms and das

monte: let me pwn u gently
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