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THE HEADS OF TWO CHEATERS!
Mikeypoo wrote
at 3:07 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
As per your request Ryan i have brought you the heads of two cheaters.

You said if i brought you the heads of two cheaters i would be able to sit again in mikeypoo. You said that they must confess. I think you will be satisfied with their answers.

The first is the account Differential.
As you can see differential has 100% 1st and second.

The Second Account is the popular RageUnleashed. He has confessed to me that in September he had Ridiculi Correlations.

He had 90percent first and second place finishes

0 % 0 : 100 0.0 % 57% 28% 14% 0% 0% 0% 0%

They will post confessions shortly. Of course i would never pressure them or force them into it. They made this decision after i lectured them and read to them the first three chapters of Leekstep's cabal chronicls. After reading them the first two they willing confessed as long as promised not to read them anymore leek exposes!

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Mikeypoo wrote
at 4:28 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
lol monte...
*hands head of "the full monte" to Ryan*
Cascanueces wrote
at 4:52 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
Mikeypoo, kdicefreak, Ryan, kdice community,

I have to make my public cofession, the start of a month is the perfect moment to clean kdice, as kdicefreak posted previously.

I command the evil Paraguay Cabal, all the players from Paraguay are teaming up to make me top 1000.

I'm sorry about it, and I'll tell them to stop, don't ban them Ryan, please.

This is the last cabal I run from now on.

Signed: Casca, el jefe
V LUCK V wrote
at 4:53 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
ryan, i am most sorry for participating in PGA over the last few months. and yes, i do admit that 1-hit was a cruel game to n00bs, and this account should be deleted and my ip banned as well.
Mikeypoo wrote
at 5:19 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
*hands the heads of Casca and V luck V to Ryan*
Mikeypoo wrote
at 5:27 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
Okay i just had three people ask me if Ryan seriously asked me to get him two cheaters to confess. OF Course Not. It was a joke not meant to be taken seriously. Ryan would never ask that of anyone. I thought it would make a nice note of levity at a time when everybody is still tense from yesterday.

Montecarlo (caught up in kdrama yesterday) got the joke and made a funny post! Sometimes we have to step back and take a look at a situation and have a good laugh.

*stares at kdicefreak*

Life is not worth living if we cant have fun an act dorky. If people want me to stop posting i will.....

Otherwise i demand more people sacrifice more old elo-era cheating alts so Kdice can be purified and start anew!
Big Skrumlies wrote
at 7:50 PM, Friday February 1, 2008 EST
Even a Math Genius like me needs a little help now and then. Back in the ELO days even the Skrum family had to have a few alts around for protection. The Math Cabal usually stayed out of the limelight but we weren't adverse to having a few "donnybrooks" with Team Green and Team Pink. Now that Kdice is more mathematically pure I feel I can sacrifice Big Skrumlies for ypoo's cause.

*Pulls out precisely measured X-Acto Knife cuts off head proudly hands it to Ypoo*
RageUnleashed wrote
at 11:24 AM, Saturday February 2, 2008 EST
Lol Mikey :P u and all others from 2ks and 10ks know that i dont cheat ;)
RageUnleashed wrote
at 11:26 AM, Saturday February 2, 2008 EST
Everything in that last msg was a lie. I cheat and im the worst of all. My family is NOT held hostages. They were NOT promised being sent to Siberia and Africa if i wont confess. Im the worst of all. I dont NEED any1s helps

HA EA LA PA MA EA PA LA EA AA SA EA!
GayUnleashed wrote
at 11:57 AM, Saturday February 2, 2008 EST
U think ure really funny, dont u?
Magallanes wrote
at 1:15 PM, Saturday February 2, 2008 EST
Well, Rage isn't really really funny... but a little bit.
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