This Essay is Titled -- Leek Is An Asshole but...

From The Desk of Mike Y. Poo

(documentation of the contents of the essay can be found in the forum archives of April 07 ?Sept 07)

Leek is an asshole -- there I said it. Pull the string on my back and I might say it again. Then again I might also say he wins games and crusades with this exact same overbearing nature. Some say he helped clean Kdice up a lot. Some say that the blood he has spilled has still not been cleaned up.

I was the original leader of the anti-RND movement -- Leekstep joined mid fight and helped Luck X, Jcp4p, Shamos and I defeat the RND Army.

Then I became the leader of the anti-cabal group -- but my nice guy populism did not get results fast enough. Leek had a results- oriented-corporate-attack-dog-paranoiac-mentality.

Right after the flag fest I started organizing a competing flag fest to draw attention to the problem -- leek did not think things were moving fast enough and called me "captain pussy."

Then he grabbed control of my group: released his letter to Ryan; Facejon Finished the video, I was advising, and we put it on Utube --- to the world and KDiceville flag fest was outed.

Leekstep was right it worked. But in doing so he stirred all of Kdice into a wild raging pack of rabid dogs -- everybody was Kehoe for two months after that.

Leek would never compromise on anything he is stubborn as shit -- a real dick sometimes. That is a great strength and weakness of his.

Sometimes Instead of strengthening his argument or his groups' strength his honesty would cut so deep that he sometimes cut him self and his group.

Some in the old freedom fighters (anti-cabal) felt that he was Patton, some felt -- the ones who he tried to behead -- that he was Stalin, paranoid and out of control.

Russian Mike wisely compared Kdice of summer 2007 to the rule of communist Russia 1917-1980s: The idealists & Bolsheviks attacked and won power for the good of the common players. But we had no idea how to govern; the power filled our blood with impure thoughts. We too -- like the cabal had -- begun to hoard our ELO riches in our private dachas and our Alts; OMG the Alts....

Meanwhile Leek began accusing many people of wrongdoings -- many times Ryan would act against them. For awhile people really got frightened of Leek, cuz he could get people banned easily.

But then he started accusing innocent people.
He told us that most of the time he got it right, that it was okay...but some players reputations were destroyed. Many thought he crossed the line.

Then Leek became Stalin and began chopping our heads off -- sometimes for the right reasons and sometimes for the wrong reasons; perhaps we deserved it...

Interestingly, he ended up being right about most of the people he accused but not all. I personally don?t like it when anybody is wrongly accused.

I too felt Leeks's axe swing near my neck -- it cut deep but did not slice through; A secretive friend from the cabal came in and helped bandage me and clean up the blood when Leek wasn?t looking.

Then in late July/early August this secretive envoy met me in a darkened parking lot and told me ? in his deep throat voice: ?We've got to stop this madness...we must stop Stalin and help Kdice????.. ;)

Later my secret cabalist admirer helped push me out of the way of the axe as it came near again. I survived and eventually we worked together to get Kdice out of the cabal wars of the summer of 07. ;)

Some people look back and say that Ryan changed the scoring mechanism because of the cabal wars of 07. I?ve heard Ryan say it on more than one occasion. Some Blame Leekstep for this change. Some praise Leekstep for this. I have heard Ryan express sentiments on both sides. One time Ryan told 'leek to get a life' when leek crossed over the line and over-accused.

But later Ryan did tell Leekstep that the changes he made were partially inspired by the work that Leek did in uncovering wrongs -- telling leek he appreciated his work.

The game is much cleaner, but is the cost worth it? Historians will surely, debate this question for centuries. (sarcasm intended)

After it was all over and the cabal wars Ended. I was able to get First for the month of August; Then I got very sick and basically quit after that.

I had surgery the last day of the month of August and was drugged up, with Sinth's help (subbing for me for two games) that last day I got first.

I had planned to never talk to Leekstep -- ever again. WE had a severe hate against each other for awhile...I thought.

As I got close to getting first for the month of August leek aimed me and said 'dude who cares if you win the month, you idiot, quit wasting time on the game loser fuckhead?... or something like that.

I was offended at the time -- Yes, again, leekstep can be a capital A Asshole -- But then later I realized that leekstep was just speaking the truth as he sees it and perhaps he was right about me caring too much in trying to get first. Who knows. Who cares.

Somehow, in September 07, I kept waking up in bed with RND, with a hangover wondering what we had done the night before on kdice. A thought so disturbing that it quickened my exit from Kdice. Then i quit my kdice addiction (heh).

And now I watch with some amusement as Leekstep is now re-addicted. We started talking again and often we a blast. I have finally forgiven him for what I perceived as him going after me maniaclly with an axe in July. He truley believes himself a warrior on a mission. I accept this and now look forward to his predictable crusades. I wish him Godspeed in his ?retirement? and wish him Godspeed and health in journies back east to China. After all its just a game folks.

I Will probably spend the rest of my life wondering if my time on Kdice was the biggest waste of time in human history or just a curious byproduct of the information age.

BUT I will give props to Leek The Accuser for playing the larger game -- the meta game -- he is one of the all time greats at that. With efficiency and with the brutality of a dully sharpened blade he has ruled and accused Kdice -- on again and off again for the last year.

Despite his flaws he has the innate ability --to this day -- to get everybody stirred up like a hornets nest and I find that quite entertaining and perhaps healthy for Kdice: Its amazing when Leek comes into the room and everybody gets charged up like porcupines plugged into a wall socket. Its just a game after all.

Leek is leek. He is who he shall always be.
I just like to eat my popcorn and say: ?ENTERTAIN ME KDICE, entertain me RND, entertain Me Integral, Jcp4p, Leekstep, XCrobin, PianoGuy, Dicey, Nuflis ,Comik, Unlucky, Muttontop, Jumblies, Monte, PinkyPoo, Wish, Das, BCM!!!!!!!!

Are you incapable of writing anything shorter than two paragraphs? Moron. Nobody wants to read your memoirs of how you had sex with leekstep and rnd and lived to tell. I wouldnt brag about that. Your arrogance is stupendous. Your words and your life are a waste of space and a sick joke. Please stay away let us play simple and fun games. Jump off a bridge already.

Some Coal and Twigs for Leekstep.
HO HO HO!

Really you guys need to get a life. Its a stupid game. Leekstep. Monte. Mikeypoo. Get a life. Find a Mate. Makes some Money Honey. You guys are really sad sacks.

I have an "add-in" to paragraph2 of the Essay "leekstep is an asshole." The original 6 Million Dollar Man in our Anti-RND freedom fighter group was XCRobin of the esteemed XC clan. Like Steve Austin he was built from the ground up for good. Later -- recognizing Leek's Stalinistic like ways before most of us -- he left to become a lost 'Jason Bourne' like assasin with no clear purpose wondering the halls of Kdice unsure who and why to kill next. "You were always a killer XC Bourne. Thats how you are, its all you know...your a $30 Million piece of defective government property."

How much did "Bourne" paid u 2 write this?

It cost $[classified] of your hard earned tax dollars.

And when I strike from the shadows, you'll know that XC will get his revenge.

how do you use proxy server?

is there a manual?

Thank you for your cooperation!


Mutti

DUDES Look How Creative I AM. I designed this. FUCK LEEK! Get Life.

Switch, thats direspectful and disloyal. This is the proper way to do things. See My New 'Saint LEEK' Avatar. If you respect law and order and decency, wear this say 'UP with Ryan, Down with PGA!'