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(not) OFFICIAL KDICE RULES
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petomni wrote
at 8:30 AM, Tuesday December 4, 2007 EST
The long awaited list, now you can finally play the game and be sure you're not violating any rules:
#1. You are not allowed to form a kdice gang, walk the streets sniffing wifi to identify people in your game, and the beat them with lead pipes until they flag for you. #2. You are not allowed to hack ryan's server so that all your 4v5's defend, your 8v8s win, and all your profile comments say 'smells like flowers' #3. You are not allowed to hire a team of MIT graduate students to analyze your game from over your shoulder and tell you the optimum strategy. #4. Quarterly drug tests will be enacted to detect performance enhancing drugs, such as caffeine and cheatos. Please stand up in front of your computer and take a piss on your monitor. Results will be instantly delivered in the form of electrocution. |
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rnd9 wrote
at 4:53 PM, Tuesday December 4, 2007 EST the point, my dear friend pet, is that we infact live in a world without unwritten rules. any argument to the contrary is flawed because it is phallic.
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rnd9 wrote
at 4:54 PM, Tuesday December 4, 2007 EST that was intentional, by the way.
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shiggyman wrote
at 6:58 PM, Tuesday December 4, 2007 EST wh ycant you form a gang thats part of the game
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Beals wrote
at 3:06 AM, Wednesday December 5, 2007 EST Pissing on my monitor did nothing. WTF?
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