do i really need to explain mine :)

My favorite game of all time was Motor City Online, I'm rather tall, and I'm named Ben. They bloke in London wot goes around telling folks what time it is coppied me.

i played in a counter-strike clan for a couple of Canadian buddies who were all named after dogs. The clan was Glory Hounds, and i choose wishbone. Ive used it for nearly 10 years now, and if you ever see anything with wishbone in it, it is surely me. I am also fiercely competitive, and I usually don't lose, so you'll notice wishbone is synonymous to winning. i won many CS tournaments for cash back in my youth.

Originally, I wanted to be "UNLUCKY" just because I figured it'd be ironic to have your ass handed to you by a guy named "UNLUCKY".

Sadly, the name was already taken. I thought KDice was kind of a joke from the start, since I knew more than half the game was based on luck rather than skill. So I was just like "Fuck it, I'LL CALL MYSELF LUCK!"

LUCK was also taken.

At this point, I was like "This shit's retarded. I'll call myself X LUCK X since people always use those retarded X's for no apparent reason."

More sadly, the game accepted this name.

Basically, the account was intended as a joke from the start.

After I found out that '12inchdongmaster' and 'HotAzzBoi' were taken, I ingeniously used my first name and replaced the 'o' with a zero, because it's on the internets. Thank you.

X GOODSTORY X

john, from now on use the proper terminology:

"this shit's retarded" should be: " this is shittarded."

hatty is only the short form of my difficult to pronounce real name: Hartmut.
No story, no idea. Only a help for foreign tongues. ;-)

I used to be PreGameAlly. But then I took a break from playing for a while, and when I came back, I heard that pre game allies weren't really a problem anymore, that it was the proxy cheaters that were ruining the game now. So I felt obsolete. Thus ProxyCheater was born.

bite me