My Fellow KDicers,


I have brought you insider news about the Cabal, secret proxy gangs, and flag fests. Some people have gone as far to say that I have been rather "Proxy-paranoid" for the last few weeks; accusing people of utilizing illegal proxies in order to play in the same game multiple times. I have some new news for you. I am not proud of this, and come to you in humble confession.

Over the course of July I have been caught up with the wrong crowd. After the sheer terror that the Cabal wrought on the community, the flag fests last month, we sat down for a meeting, in which it was decided that the only way to compete with the flag fests that had occured in the previous month, was to take pro-active action in destroying those that would flag.

Myself, WayneRooney, Clovinator, and several other John Doe's began using proxies to compete with those that were terrorizing the previous month. Unfortuantely for us, they never started playing, there were no WMDs. We garnered the Top 5 ELO spots -- took the highest ranking spots for the month -- all in a pre-emptive strike against an enemy that apparently does not exist.

Midway through the month, when I realized that we had become as bad as our shadow enemy; I publicly quit KDice. There was a bit of fuss about this at the time; and I wasn't sure if I would be able to ever tell you my true motives. However upon close interrogation these last few days, it has become clear that this news would break no matter what. And so, I stand before you humble, confessing our sins... and hope that the KDice community can forgive us.

On this eve of Wayne's false victory against an invisible enemy, I feel it only fitting to bring forward our secret plot to steal the top four spots of KDice ranking. It was our resolved intent to dupe not only the community, but Ryan himself. We are truly sorry. And with these words, I resign, again, forever. Again.


Yours,

Leek the Accuser