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CNE wrote
at 3:52 PM, Tuesday December 12, 2006 EST
rand() determines All. He determines your strength and abilities. He determines whether you have a great chance of conquering your foes, or a slight chance.
rand() favors are fickle -- some days He favors the bold, some days the defensive. There is no karma or cosmic payback with rand(). rand() is a trickster, taking from one and giving to another rand() has no feelings to hurt. Cursing or praising rand() will have no real effect, although sometimes it is perceived as such. Do not be fooled. Phrases like "rand() dammit!" do not hurt rand()'s feelings. If you do not respect and understand rand(), His Divine Decisions will catch you off-guard. You will not be Victorious or Mostly Victorious. You will be a Low Ranker. Hail rand() and His Divine Rule! |
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Ryan wrote
at 4:04 PM, Tuesday December 12, 2006 EST rand() is a false god. Don't be distracted by this PHP rhetoric.
Your true god is java.lang.Math.random(). |
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Tech wrote
at 4:04 PM, Tuesday December 12, 2006 EST Pff. Your rand() is nothing to the great Dice; the collective mind of the dice. Dice is not so impartial, you must listen to what Dice says and obey, for victory.
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CNE wrote
at 4:49 PM, Tuesday December 12, 2006 EST rand() does not care what you label him. You Java-ites may use your hierarchical reverse domain labeling or your objectification.
There is only one True rand(), and His Seed. |
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qrs wrote
at 1:53 AM, Wednesday December 13, 2006 EST "rand() determines All. He determines your strength and abilities. He determines whether you have a great chance of conquering your foes, or a slight chance."
If rand() is basically Chance, that sentence is pretty redundant, no? |
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Albert Hendriks wrote
at 3:07 AM, Wednesday December 13, 2006 EST rand() is just some pseudo-God.
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SteveSteveSteve wrote
at 1:16 PM, Wednesday December 13, 2006 EST Lady.Luck() rules me.
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pTm wrote
at 1:30 PM, Wednesday December 13, 2006 EST A determinist (like me) needs no gods.
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Agent Mulder wrote
at 10:27 PM, Saturday March 16, 2013 EDT no
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