Many of you who come to the forums know all about Yohann and his immature behavior, posting pornagraphic links and enormous dongs in his avatars... You probably think Yohann is some attention seeking teenage boy who is being annoying for his own amusement... Well the shocking truth is that you're wrong. Yohann is something far more sinister: an as of yet unclassified disorder that can afflict any kdice player but usually veteran kdice players who have played a lot of games.

Those at highest risk of developing Yohann syndrome are players who get backstabbed frequently, time out due to lag, get unfair reviews on their profile that sound reasonable out of context, and especially those players who receive pages and pages of CUNT spam filling up their profile. Being among the unluckiest of the month is also a big risk factor.

Symptoms include registering a new Yohann account with a random number or letter sequence after it, viewing/downloading/cropping huge penis pics for avatars, and spending time on multiple porn sites to find some sweet links to post in the forums. More serious symptoms include posting total gibberish, linking illegal porn, spamming out hundreds of threads, impotence, and erections lasting over four hours.

So the next time you see are viewing the aftermath of a Yohann visit, or happen upon a Yohann in a game, just remember, Yohann is NOT one person, but a serious condition that can strike anyone, at any time.