DJinChong wrote at 11:38 AM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT A priest, a rapist and a pedo walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Gurgi wrote at 3:40 PM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT A horse walks into a bar. Everyone leaves because a horse in a bar is dangerous.

DJohnson wrote at 3:46 PM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT A horse walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it is destroying his family.

Definitely Veta wrote at 7:49 PM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT we should pass another amendment, repealing the 21st

DoubleDogDareYa wrote at 7:57 PM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT 5 monkeys are strolling down the street, 4 decide to walk into a bar... and 1 ducks.

Venezuela wrote at 9:31 PM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT racist

Thraxle wrote at 10:29 PM, Tuesday March 13, 2012 EDT Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she doesn't have any arms.

Blumiere wrote at 3:17 AM, Wednesday March 14, 2012 EDT What's the difference between a dart board and a baby? Dart boards don't bleed.

Mitt Romney wrote at 8:14 AM, Wednesday March 14, 2012 EDT Hi Venezuela