My aunt said slow and steady wins a race.

She died in a fire...

What's black and hangs from a tree in my back yard?






A tire swing.

A blind man walks off a cliff...

What do you call an Arab terrorist with a bomb strapped on his back in the middle of an airport?


Nothing. You can't pronounce his name anyways.

Friends are a lot like trees. They fall down when being hit multiple times with an ax.

- How do you confuse a blond?
-Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

- whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?
-the holocaust.

- you're mom is so old that
-she will probably die real soon

This one made me lol because my friend accidentally told the joke this way.

-Whats the difference between jam and jelly?
-I'm gunna fuck you in the ass.

-What's funnier than cancer?
-Most things, really.

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I cannot stop laughing at the blind man joke...that is so funny to me
good one!

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for his birthday?



Cancer.

what's better than winning gold at the Para-olympics?




walking