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The Perfect Man and the Perfect Woman
@Toomyfriends wrote
at 11:30 PM, Sunday November 13, 2011 EST
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer.)






















The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling****.






















So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: women never listen.

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@Toomyfriends wrote
at 11:30 PM, Sunday November 13, 2011 EST
Stole this!!!
Brighty wrote
at 11:18 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
FIRSTLY:
She obviously wasn't perfect to begin with if she was involved in a car accident :P If she was the perfect woman, she would be perfect. Unless of course she intended to kill the man and Santa Clause, in which case, her plan succeeded, but she wouldn't be perfect even then; she'd be evil :P

SECONDLY: No we never do :3 (for good reason ;p)
CCSKAOT wrote
at 11:25 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
Brighty knows how to drive... no?
Gurgi wrote
at 11:31 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
td;dr
Brighty wrote
at 11:40 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
I'll drive you Curt! *shakes fist*

and no ;p
KDICEMOD wrote
at 11:42 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
Women suck at driving. This is a statistical fact...
Brighty wrote
at 11:43 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
As long as it's "at" and not "while".


filth
CCSKAOT wrote
at 11:49 AM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
I just got an E-rection
Fonias wrote
at 12:10 PM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
KDICEMOD wrote
at 12:16 PM, Monday November 14, 2011 EST
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