I coined dicey's.

"I'm good in the stack."

Leaving the tournament
with his head hung low

Couldn't get a seat
it was a full table.
Heard the roar of the peanut gallery
he could foresee the game.
Logged into an alt
then like a slowmotion scene
He saw someone chatpwn
it just blew him away

Saw stars by his name
and the very next day.
Bought a 6 month membership with his moms credit card

Didn't know how to play
but he knew for sure
That one chatpwn
felt good when it was his turn
Didn't take long to understand.
Just one chatpwn
slung early on

Was an instant win
only way to win.
So he started chatin' ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on chattin'
Someday he's gonna make it to the top.
And be a Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes

He's a Chat Box Hero.
He made one roll rhombi in his eyes
Chat Box Hero he'll come alive tonight.

In a table without a name
with bad luck

Thought he lost before he sat
before he made a single roll
Like a trip through the past
to that day he left the tournament

And that one chatpwn made his whole life change.
Now he needs to keep chattin' he just can't stop -
Gotta keep on chattin' that boy has got to stay on top.
And be an Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes

He's a Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes.
Yeah
Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes
With that one chatpwn he'll finish first

Finish first this game.
So he started chattin'
ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on chattin' -
Someday he's gonna make it to the top.
And be a Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes.
He's a Chat Box Hero
Chat Box Hero

Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes
rhombi in his eyes.

Leaving the tournament
with his head hung low

Couldn't get a seat
it was a full table.
Heard the roar of the peanut gallery
he could foresee the game.
Logged into an alt
then like a slowmotion scene
He saw someone chatpwn
it just blew him away

Saw rhombi by his name
and the very next day.
Bought a 6 month membership with his moms credit card

Didn't know how to play
but he knew for sure
That one chatpwn
felt good when it was his turn
Didn't take long to understand.
Just one chatpwn
slung early on

Was an instant win
only way to win.
So he started chatin' ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on chattin'
Someday he's gonna win a gold.
And be a Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes

He's a Chat Box Hero.
He made one roll rhombi in his eyes
Chat Box Hero he'll finish first here.

In a table without a name
with bad luck

Thought he lost before he sat
before he made a single roll
Like a trip through the past
to that day he left the tournament

And that one chatpwn made his whole klife change.
Now he needs to keep chattin' he just can't stop -
Gotta keep on chattin' that boy has got to win a gold.
And be an Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes

He's a Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes.
Yeah
Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes
With that one chatpwn he'll finish first

Finish first here.
So he started chattin'
ain't never gonna stop

Gotta keep on chattin' -
Someday he's gonna win a gold.
And be a Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes.
He's a Chat Box Hero
Chat Box Hero

Chat Box Hero got rhombi in his eyes
rhombi in his eyes.

*editted

i thought monte would appreciate this

"Fight > chat arrangements"

"backstabbing all the way to 2012"

Bone-Roller: "jurgen, you effin piece of belgium shit, unban me!"

"good friends stab you in the front"

^^
a classic & all time favorite.

'smd zumo'