It's too easy to start a new game right now. Too many people who 1st come to the site open countless tables then leave. I never can play, because there are too many choices, too many open tables.

I mean sheesh, its so easy to open a table now, all you have to do is follow these 13 easy steps:

1) Know where the fuck to go to even begin opening a table. Oh yeah, I logically think to go to last months winner archives, when I'm thinking of starting a new board.

2) Goto the archives and then pray that you can remember where the cutoff is for 500 v 100 tables.

3) cross your fingers and hope that the table that you are going to open is an 8 stack vs a lame 4 stack.

4) highlight a portion of the name of the player who medalled last month that hopefully corresponds to the table level that you are attempting to open.

5) paste the portion of the players name next to an already opened table name.

6) get rid of spaces since the URL connection wont work correctly if you leave the spaces in.

7) click on enter and walla.

8) Swear like a mofo because you opened a fucking 100 level table, when you were actually looking to open a 500 table.

9) Swear again like a fucking moron because while you were dicking around with this fucked up system, Vohaul started a new 500 table and you missed it.

10) Go back to the last month winners archives again to find another winner. (this time, you make a selection that is further down the list so that you can open a 500)

11) you feel confident in your selection and you follow the procedures outlined above.

12) You swear like a mother fucker because the name you selected is of another 500 table that is in round 163 with 4 players left.

13) You give up and go wait for another fucking game to start at an existing 500 table.