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I see a dick....
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 8:01 PM, Saturday September 3, 2011 EDT
and I'm playing Kdice.
I'm naked. |
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Louis Cypher wrote
at 4:37 AM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT thought you were pleasing your boyfriend... lefthanded, because right is for using the mouse.
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New_Dick wrote
at 5:10 AM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT since you are such a big dick yodel do you need a full body condom to have sex?
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 11:45 AM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT No but I do need large condoms. I found out the hard way just how easy regular sized condoms can break if you stretch them too much.
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79032480329 wrote
at 1:30 PM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT You know how I know you're lying yodel? Because I've seen Johnny Knoxville blow up a condom over his face until it popped. Either your dick is the size of his head or you're lying about the size of your dick on the Internet. I feel bad for you in either case.
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 7:21 PM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT You've obviously never had a condom break and have probably never fucked since if you did you know something about friction.
If you had really wanted to burst my thunder you should have said something like, "improper storage (heat) or using silica based lubricant, can cause a condom to break not just size." ^.^ But ur right condoms can be blown up and just because of that I am wrong. I like your logic. Go become a lawyer. |
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79032480329 wrote
at 10:07 PM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT I don't use condoms. You can't feel a thing.
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Richard Hard wrote
at 10:40 PM, Monday September 5, 2011 EDT Condoms are somewhat overrated. However, if you want to FLICK for hours, ribbed connies are great, (because you can't feel the full sensation and she will love you for the longer lasting pleasure.) I usually give my lady 2 additional orgasms per love making session w/ condoms. Without condoms, you have to think about baseball to achieve the same 'staying power'. Also, if you do anal, use condoms.
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79032480329 wrote
at 1:04 AM, Tuesday September 6, 2011 EDT I did anal with a condom the first time, didn't feel a thing. The second time we were drunk and I wanted to try it again without a condom (like in pornos) and it was better. Still way overrated though.
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Karsten4130 wrote
at 2:30 AM, Tuesday September 6, 2011 EDT Yeah, condoms and aids are totally overrated...
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Louis Cypher wrote
at 3:15 AM, Tuesday September 6, 2011 EDT Karsten is right, totally overrated. Just like the fact that most women fake orgasms, if needed to get him off even 2-3 times...
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